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Flip Darling Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Towns Built:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident player, Flip Darling. This guy is like a mix between a mad scientist and a circus clown on steroids. He’s constantly coming up with the most ridiculous builds and pranks that will leave you in stitches.

One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.

But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

cyberbullying, discrimination, echochamber, exclusion, Frustration, harmful behavior, hate, hatred, ignorance, intolerance, kill themselves, Minecraft, negative energy, Online Community, rant, smp, snuff, social media, Soypedos, sub50 IQ, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Votes:	2891	Enchantments Applied:	300
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8743
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

#bleach anime, #youtube, action, Adventure, animation, Anime, Bleach, bleach manga, bleach rebirth, comparison, FANTASY, japanese, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, rebirth of souls, review, Server, sharting, Soulful, Souls, Supernatural, Video

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	New Chunks Explored:	847154
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

community policing, Community safety, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, DRIVE, drive by shooting prevention, drive by shootings, gang activity, gang violence, gun control, Gun Violence, inner city crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, Server, Social Issues, Steves, Street crime, urban communities, Urban violence, violence, youth violence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
New Chunks Explored:	885567	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

affectionate, Caring, cherished, Corner, Crafting, family, gentle, Grandma, grandmother, KIND, love, meemaw, Meemaws, Minecraft, Nurturing, positive influence, respected, Role Model, shiina, smp, supportive, SWEET, warm-hearted, Wholesome, Wise

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Buildings Constructed:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	2105
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!