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XiCraft: Top Economist Vanished!

Activist, authoritarian regime, Censorship, Chinese economist, Chinese politics, communist party, criticism, Democracy, Disappearance, dissenting voices, Economist, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, missing person, political dissent, political reform, social media, state repression, Surveillance, Top, VANISHED, Xi Jinping, XiCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	161	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even top chinese economists are disappearing after playing on it. like, they were probably just too shook by how amazing the server is that they couldn’t handle it. join now before you, too, get sucked into the minecraft vortex of awesomeness. xi jinping ain’t got nothin’ on this server, fam.

Defib Pads Everywhere

AED, automated external defibrillator, back, cardiac arrest, chest, cpr, defib, defibrillator pads, emergency care, emergency medical services, emergency response, first aid, health, heart health, life support, life-saving technique, Medical research, out-of-hospital, Pads, resuscitation, study, survival odds

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	322420	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

u know what else increases ur odds of surviving? JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got defibrillator pads all over the place, ready to zap u back to life if u die in game. it’s like a real life-saving adventure every time u play. plus, our players have reported feeling more alive than ever after getting zapped, so it’s basically a rejuvenation spa treatment too. come join us and experience the electrifying fun for yourself!

Minecraft Server: Long Distance Blocks

blocks, coping with loss, depression, Distance, emotional well being, Loneliness, loneliness after breakup, Long, long distance breakup, long distance challenges, long distance communication, long distance girlfriend, long distance love, long distance struggles, long-distance relationship, long-distance support, meeting new people, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self-care, Server, struggling with loneliness, support system

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	78
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Are you tired of feeling mentally well only when your long distance girlfriend is around? Do you struggle to function without her by your side? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will keep you company and lift your spirits. Who needs a long distance girlfriend when you have a whole community of blocky buddies to hang out with? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun and friendship!

The Jews of WWE Minecraft SMP

AJ Styles, big e, Braun Strowman, brock lesnar, Cena, Daniel Bryan, Drew McIntyre, Fiend, finn balor, Jacob Fatu, Jews, jews of WWE, judgement day, Kevin Owens, Minecraft, Oba Femi, Roman Reigns, smp, Solo, Street Profits, timmy tonga, Tonga Loa, Usos, wwe

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8117
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Gems Collected:	36	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got Roman pushing people to the moon, Usos winning tag belts despite being broke, and Solo going from zero to main event in record time. Timmy Tonga and Tonga Loa are dominating with their tag belts, even though they’re total shitters.

Forget about building up credibility, because coconut niggers are taking over the roster spots and ruining everything. No one stands a chance against the bloodline, not even Cena, Fiend, or Prime Finn. Oba Femi is just a jobber waiting to get wrecked by Jacob Fatu on Smackdown.

Join us if you’re ready for chaos, craziness, and coconut niggers taking over the world of Minecraft like never before!

ExBlockSesh Minecraft Server

Boston trip, Boundaries, Cheating, dating someone new, ex boyfriend, ex’s nephews, ExBlockSesh, family dynamics, Halloween events, high school sweethearts, Minecraft, moving on, nasty breakup, Nephews, no contact, past relationships, recommended friends, relationship boundaries, respecting partners, Server, setting boundaries, social media, STDs

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	157
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your ex’s messy love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

Our server is so drama-free, even your ex’s nephews will be calling you “Aunt” in no time. And who needs a cheating ex when you can build epic structures and battle mobs with your new Minecraft family?

Forget about ex-boyfriend drama, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we promise no one will walk off with your room keys here!

PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	2586
Dimension Hops:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Towns Built:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Magic Items Found:	4199
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!