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  • EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships

    EmpathyCraft – Building Strong Relationships
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 4539
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0

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    LOL this server is like a marriage counselor for your Minecraft adventures! Join us and learn how to show empathy and emotional intimacy towards your fellow players. Protect your sense of intimacy when creeper explosions cause marital strain between you and your Minecraft spouse. Our server is like therapy, but with more diamonds and less talking. Come join us and build a strong relationship with your blocky partner!

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  • Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

    Musk’s Putin PartyCraft
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 1432
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

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    LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

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  • Home Not Alone

    Home Not Alone
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 8105
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

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    hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

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  • Pixel Potion Pals

    Pixel Potion Pals
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8753
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 84 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Towns Built: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 8 Crops Grown: 6208

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    hey yo yo yo!!! have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s so lit, you gotta join ASAP!!!

    ok so like, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers. why, you ask? well let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

    1. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. but here’s the catch – you have to defeat a dragon with a rubber chicken to unlock it. yep, you heard me right, a rubber chicken.

    2. our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to mess with you. they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, but cuter.

    3. we have a disco party every Friday night at the pixelated nightclub. the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats and explodes confetti everywhere. it’s lit AF.

    4. our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, the original Minecraft player. he roams around at night, leaving behind trails of enchanted diamonds for lucky players to find. but beware, he’s a prankster and loves to scare unsuspecting players.

    5. we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. it’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts trying to knock you off the tracks.

    so what are you waiting for?? join our cray cray Minecraft server now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane adventures of your life!!! let’s get this block party started, baby!!! 🎉🎮🕹️

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  • Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat

    Turtlecraft Season Five: Turtles Gone Wild! No Rules, Just Shells! Vanilla, DiscordSRV, Bluemap, Paper, Voice Chat
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 1783
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address turtlecraft.us
    Reveal Trailer Watch Here
    Discord Server Join Here
    Season Five Bluemap View Here

    Features

    • Land Claim Plugin: Prevent spam/griefing by claiming your land
    • Crafting Datapacks: Includes various crafting enhancements
    • Admin Team: Ensures player activity is monitored and questions are answered
    • 10,000 x 10,000 Map: Pre-rendered with Bluemap for easy navigation
    • DiscordSRV: Stay connected with players via Discord
    • Custom Resource Pack: Optional pack with polished textures
    • Trouble-maker System: Three strikes policy for rule breakers

    Come join us and explore Season Three’s world while we wait for Season Four to launch!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    When does Season Five launch? Season Five launches on December 21 at 12PM EST.
    What is the IP Address of the server? The IP Address is turtlecraft.us
    Are there any plugins for land claiming? Yes, the server offers a plugin for land claiming to prevent spam and griefing.
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, players can join the Discord server to stay connected.
    What is the size of the map in Season Five? The map is 10,000 x 10,000 blocks and pre-rendered with Bluemap.

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  • Troll Craft Minecraft Server

    Troll Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 9698
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Divine Spears Created: 13
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

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    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all trolls and pranksters!

    Join us for epic trolling battles where you can unleash your inner trickster and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Build elaborate traps, set up hilarious pranks, and watch the chaos unfold as your friends fall victim to your devious schemes.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of mischievous gnomes who roam the server causing mayhem wherever they go. Will you join their ranks and become a master of mischief?

    So if you’re ready to embrace the art of trolling in all its glory, come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what outrageous adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world.

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  • Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers

    Ancient Minecraft SMP Time Travelers
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 9925
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 138 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you will ever encounter! Picture this: 2500 years ago, a group of ancient Minecraft players stumbled upon a mystical server hidden deep within the virtual realm. Legend has it that this server is filled with rare ores, enchanted weapons, and even talking animals that can help you on your quest for dominance.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we battle against mythical creatures, build towering castles, and uncover hidden secrets that have been buried for centuries. But beware, for the server is also home to powerful bosses who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Not to mention the endless possibilities for pranks, alliances, and epic battles that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become a legend in the Minecraft world. Join us on this ancient server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • DogWatch Minecraft Server

    DogWatch Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 8155
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Votes: 4011
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8817 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further than our server, where the drama is just as intense as Matilda’s situation!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of unexpected responsibilities, just like Matilda when she found herself in charge of two giant dogs for four months. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a virtual pet dragon to take care of!

    With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, you’ll never be bored on our server. Just like how Sophia left Matilda in the lurch, you never know what surprises await you in our virtual world.

    So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of dogs you end up taking care of)!

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  • MrsBlockheadCraft

    MrsBlockheadCraft
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 1473
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no requests to call anyone by their last name!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who want to escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and creativity. No power plays allowed here, just pure fun and games.

    Imagine a world where you can build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and make friends without anyone telling you how to address your in-laws. It’s a dream come true!

    So come join us on our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs Mrs. [last name] when you can have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures and pretend like your SIL never even mentioned it. See you in the game!

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  • GiantGamerMC SMP

    GiantGamerMC SMP
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 2994
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

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    OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

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  • Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

    Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 6799
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7455 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

    Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

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