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  • CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

    CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5602
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Enchantments Applied: 243
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

    not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • MallMishapCraft

    MallMishapCraft
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 7645
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers!

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t have to worry about creepy retail workers hitting on you in the mall bathrooms!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any unwanted advances from strangers. And hey, if you ever need backup, just call on your protective uncle to come to your rescue like a knight in shining armor.

    So come on down to our server and leave the drama at the mall. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual retail worker to apologize to you on their knees for a change! Join now for a hilarious and drama-free gaming experience like no other.

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  • CraftyDementiaCraze

    CraftyDementiaCraze
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 3067
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 373
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis epic minecraft server where we explore da link between building friendships, fighting off creepers, and avoiding dementia risk! we study how being married or single affects your immune system while you battle zombies and skeletons in epic pvp battles! join now to see if your plasma neurodegeneration markers are affected by your social health in this crazy minecraft world! who knew crafting blocks could help prevent dementia? only on our server!

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  • Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!

    Smellcraft: Where Even Creeper Farts Are Welcome!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 9400
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mythical Swords Crafted: 32
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

    Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!

    Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!

    Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?

    Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!

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  • CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL

    CraftyBag – Blue Archives #5186 LOL
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6605
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with insane adventures and ridiculous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    Join now for a chance to battle Gregorius in an indoor torment with heavy armor. Who knows what kind of loot you’ll find in his lair! And don’t forget about the Hot Spring event where you can relax and unwind with Shigure and her pals. 🌊

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the General Student Council missions and help Balancing Schale’s Books. Who knew accounting could be so fun in Minecraft? And if you’re feeling brave, join the Joint Firing Drill for some intense defense action!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server full of craziness and laughter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! 😉🎮 #BestMinecraftServerEver

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  • Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness

    Gender Wars: Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6562
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 32 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where we embrace all the craziness of the Minecraft world! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate the wild and wacky!

    Join us if you agree with incels and mgtow views on women, or if you’re a fan of femcels and terfsshitty people who don’t deserve the standards they set for others. But hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? You won’t find another server like this, where centrism is the most logical conclusion to all the chaos.

    So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find someone who shares your unique sentiment and you can bond over your love for simping for women or being too lenient on them. Let’s embrace the insanity together!

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  • Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition

    Crafty Chaos: LOL Edition
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 949
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers riding on llamas, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or even participate in our weekly ender dragon rodeo!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest unicorn mobs that drop rainbow loot when defeated. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt

    Pharaohs and Creepers: Minecraft Adventures in Egypt
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2029
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 215 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most INSANE adventure of your life? Join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling ZOMBIE LLAMAS with their trusty diamond sword. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE, ride a PINK LLAMA into battle, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Who knows, you might even run into a TALKING CACTUS along the way. See you there!

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  • Loona’s Block Party

    Loona’s Block Party
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 9358
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 450
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to dance battles for rare prizes. And did I mention our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? So what are you waiting for? Join Deepthroat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!

    MexiCraft Madness: Tacos, Tequila, and TNT!
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 3353
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 6871

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Mexican elections? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to survive and thrive in a world where mayoral candidates are dropping like flies!

    Imagine a server where you have to run for mayor of your own virtual city, but watch out for rival players trying to take you out before election day! Will you be like Noe Ramos Ferretiz, fighting for re-election despite the odds? Or will you end up like Alberto Garcia, found dead on an island in a reservoir (hopefully not beaten to death by other players)?

    With the most violent elections on record, our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some heart-pounding action and political intrigue. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft world!

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  • PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!

    PokeCraft: Gotta Catch ‘Em All… Even Mesugaki!
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 9541
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ores Mined: 8569 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Pokemon have mesugaki now! That’s right, our animations have gone so far that even the Pokemon are getting in on the action. Imagine battling a Charizard with the most fabulous eyelashes you’ve ever seen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive creatures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that there’s a dabbing Enderman wandering around, and if you can find him, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious encounters, and the chance to witness Minecraft history in the making. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? It’s time to log on and find out!

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  • LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans

    LOLZCRAFT: Die Rightoid Subhumans
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 4474
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 953089 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Animals Bred: 15 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, say goodbye to those lame servers and join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a team of evil genius llamas who have mastered the art of trolling players. Get ready for some epic pranks and shenanigans! – We have a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete in dance battles. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky? – Our custom-built roller coaster will take you on a wild ride through the skies, under the sea, and even through a volcano. Hold on tight! – Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Saddle up and get ready to soar through the skies on your trusty bacon-powered steed. – And last but not least, we have a secret society of chicken overlords who control the fate of the server. Will you join their ranks and rule with an iron beak?

    So what are you waiting for? Join DIE RIGHTOID SUBHUMANS today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • Crafty Crackers

    Crafty Crackers
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8734
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Farms Harvested: 530 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the white bros are always causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers in tuxedos, zombies doing the floss dance, and skeletons with impeccable fashion sense.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen are the best dancers in town.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creeper pranks and remember, with great power comes great pixelated responsibility!

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