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  • SpouseMeetAge Minecraft SMP

    SpouseMeetAge Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit and stuff. Like, I met my spouse in the game when we were both mining for diamonds and we accidentally dug into each other’s tunnels. It was love at first sight, I swear! And then we built a giant heart-shaped house together and had a Minecraft wedding with all our friends as villagers. It was so romantic, you guys!

    But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have weekly llama races, where you can ride llamas around a track and the winner gets a diamond block. And every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, I always end up sleeping with a torch under my bed.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, you might just meet your soulmate while building a giant statue of a chicken. You never know, stranger things have happened in this crazy blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Imagine Wedding Minecraft Server

    Imagine Wedding Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and blocky bridesmaids? Look no further than our server! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our community of players. Who knows, you might even have a Minecraft baby together (just don’t ask us how that works). So come on, join us and say “I do” to endless adventures and love in the world of blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

    DrukHagWife Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where you can explore a world filled with druk hag wives! That’s right, these mystical creatures will keep you on your toes as you navigate through dungeons and battle other players for their affection. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with one of these enchanting beings! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a love story like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being nagged by your wife to spend less time playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the real world! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about hearing “why are you always on that stupid game” ever again. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds mined on our server are actually good luck charms for a happy marriage. So come join us and keep the love alive, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

    WifeCraft: Where Your Blocky Wife is Always by Your Side

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the grass grows rainbow-colored and dances to dubstep music!

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square.

    But the real reason you should join our server? Our wide wives. That’s right, every player gets their very own wide wife – a giant, friendly spider who will protect you from any danger and give you endless hugs (with her eight arms, of course).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

    Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

    Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

    Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

    Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Azure SMP

    Azure SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Azure SMP Minecraft Server

    Server Overview

    Server Name Azure SMP
    IP (Java) play.prismplex.net
    IP (Bedrock) 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)
    Version Java & Bedrock
    Player Count Mid-sized
    Features

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the Azure SMP been around?
    A: Since August 2022, with a recent world reset and revamp.
    Q: What features does the Azure SMP offer?
    A: Server economy, central town for shops, land protection, world map, server government, and custom world generation.
    Q: Can players on both Java and Bedrock editions join?
    A: Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Q: Are there microtransactions on the server?
    A: No, the server is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.
    Q: How can I join the Azure SMP community?
    A: Simply hop on the server using the provided IP addresses or join the Discord server linked above.

    For more information and updates, visit the Azure SMP Discord.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Two Times A Charm

    Two Times A Charm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server!

    Server IP: mc.twotimesacharm.com

    Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

    Server Features:

    Premium Anti-Cheat No X-ray TPA Set Home
    Friendly Staff World Backups 24/7 Support No Lag
    Dedicated Server No Limits Discord

    Notes:

      • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
      • Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily
      • End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

    All Server Commands

    /spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

      • No Hacking
      • No Cheating
      • No Exploiting
      • No Racism
      • No Lag Machines
      • No Threatening
      • No X-Ray
      • No Bullying
      • Keep Chat Clean
      • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

      • PVP
      • Teaming
      • Unlimited Farming
      • Griefing
      • Mob Farming
      • Redstone Machines
      • Building
      • New Chunk Loading
      • Stealing
      • Raiding
      • Destroying

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafted Choices and True Connections

    Crafted Choices and True Connections

    New Minecraft Servers

    🔮 Join The Existential Abyss of Minecraft Madness! 🔮

    Welcome to the server that defies all logic and sanity—where pixels whisper secrets and blocks question your very existence! You thought you knew what Minecraft was, but this server shatters reality like a glass cube falling from the sky! Join us, or forever be haunted by the concern of your own insignificance. Trust us, this is definitely the BEST server, or maybe it’s the WORST, depending on the mood of the universe. The choice is for you to imagine!

    Feature Description
    Floating Blocks of Confusion Blocks may or may not exist. Reality is a swirl of possibilities!
    Zombie-Pineapple Alliance Join forces with an army of undead fruits to conquer your fears!
    Time Travel Dynamite Blow things up and watch history implode in real-time!
    Inverted Gravity Challenges Jump to the ground and float to the sky, or vice versa—WHO EVEN KNOWS!
    Sky-Walking Creepers You’ll never see them coming, unless you’re *really* looking.

    🤪 Totally Reliable FAQs 🤪

    Q: Is this server legit?

    A: Legit? What is “legit”? Is there a credibility scale for chaos? If you recognize the illusion, you’ve already lost!

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Simply tap dance on a turtle while chanting the sacred numbers of your phone. The server will know you’re ready when you’re not.

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules are for those who lack imagination! Make it up as you go! Just remember, the walls have ears and they’re probably judging you.

    🌀 Random Quotes from the Abyss 🌀

    “how many of the incels here would genuinely be satisfied settling down with an ugly black girl? (if you say no youre a volcel btw)”

    “Everything dissolves in the void, even hope.”

    “You won’t escape the creeping clowns in your dreams, can you fathom?”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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