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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5757 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 22 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 117 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
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