| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4429 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7072 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
The server is only accessible from the launcher!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3497 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 9236 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2269 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1822 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Votes: | 1906 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.
So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 8954 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1768 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 811 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 6900 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 94 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3304 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.
So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5352 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.
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| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 5604 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 149 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 5922 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!
