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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6784 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by our mustachioed server owner who will guide you through a world filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. That’s right, llamas!
But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the moonwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge the mustachioed owner to a mustache-growing contest. Winner gets a diamond pickaxe!
