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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 4755 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3794 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Yo yo yo! So like, this server is so lit, even the rich people are trying to escape to it! We had this one dude, right, who was all like “I’m too rich for this world” and he legit landed his private jet in front of the European Parliament just to join our server. Like, how crazy is that?
We got diamond blocks for days, bro. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like straight outta a horror movie. But don’t worry, we got your back with some epic weapons and armor.
And get this, our community is so tight-knit, we once had a player build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun. Like, who even does that? Only on our server, fam.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next rich dude landing a private jet in front of the European Parliament just to play with us. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🤪
