Join us if you wanna swim with the coolest, most high-energy sharks in the game. They’ll lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and of course, more cocaine than you can shake a pickaxe at.
But be warned, these sharks are no joke. They’ll protect their stash with their lives, so you better come prepared with your best armor and weapons. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a ride on a shark’s back as it speeds through the ocean, leaving a trail of sparkly fish and confetti in its wake.
So what are you waiting for? Dive in and join the party on the “Cocaine Shark” server today! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
We also got a study that found out the ocean is actually made of Jello! Yeah, u heard me right, JELLO! So come on over and take a dip in our wiggly, jiggly ocean. Just watch out for the giant gummy sharks, they’ll take a bite outta ya if u ain’t careful!
And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base filled with talking llamas who will teach u the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust me, it’s a life-changing experience!
So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the craziness that awaits u!
DIS WHALE BE DROPPIN’ CLUES BOUT SOME CRAZY SPECIES DAT NO ONE EVEN KNEW ‘BOUT!!!
JOIN NOW AND U MIGHT JUST GET A CHANCE TO RIDE DIS RARE WHALE INTO BATTLE OR SOMETHIN’!!!
LIKE, WHO NEEDS DIAMOND ARMOR WHEN U GOT A WHALE ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!
COME JOIN DA MADNESS, WE GOT WHALES, WE GOT ADVENTURE, WE GOT EVERYTHING U COULD EVER DREAM OF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHICKEN, WHO LAYS GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL-LIFE CHICKENS WHEN YOU THROW THEM! AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST STUMBLE UPON THE MYTHICAL ENDER DRAGON RIDING A PINK LLAMA INTO BATTLE!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TUNNELS FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS? YEAH, WE’VE GOT THOSE TOO. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).
So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?
| Criteria | Hypixel | Cavern SMP |
|---|---|---|
| Community Size | Large player base with millions of active players | Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity |
| Gamemodes | Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more | Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock |
| Quality of Gameplay | Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features | Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience |
| Special Features | Constant updates, events, and mini-games | LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience |
Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.
Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.
Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.
Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.
Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.
Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.
Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.
So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Stable & Secure Atmosphere | Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system |
| Player Shops | Create and design your own shop to sell items |
| Spawn Protection | Protected spawn area with permissions for building |
| Giveaways | Regular giveaways for players |
| Vanilla Plus | Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay |
| Event Hub | In-built network with fun minigames |
Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!
You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com
Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.
Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!
And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!
| Server Name | Primal Craft SMP |
|---|---|
| Launch Date | 07/04/2024 |
| Features | Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins |
| Community | Active player-base, forming towns |
A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.
A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.
A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.
A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.
In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!
JustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 11 years.
Join our discord
https://discord.gg/gsWcJWw
Live mapmap.justvanillamc.com/
play.justvanillamc.com
But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter crazy challenges like battling giant chickens, racing against speeding creepers, and even facing off against a boss mob made entirely of diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on these ridiculous quests and emerge victorious?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, look no further! Join us and see if you have what it takes to don the golden tank top and shorts and conquer the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Oh, and did we mention there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere on the server? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off!
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