🔥marine pollution Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

OilSpillCraft Minecraft Server

Black sea, Black Sea ecosystem, distress call, ecological impact, emergency response, environmental crisis, environmental damage, environmental disaster, marine life, marine pollution, maritime incident, Minecraft, oil cleanup, OIL INDUSTRY, oil leak, oil spill, oil spill cleanup, oil spill response, oil tanker, OilSpillCraft, Pollution, Russian tanker, Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2423
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1146	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spilling is the tea in our chat! we got more drama than a russian oil spill, but don’t worry, we clean up our mess faster than you can say “distress call”!

our server is so lit, even the third russian tanker wants in on the action. we got more fun than a barrel of oil and more excitement than a coast guard rescue mission. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most chaotic, hilarious, and wild minecraft server you’ve ever seen.

join now and experience the madness for yourself. but be warned, once you start playing, you may never want to leave!

Whale Woes: Contaminated Critters

accumulation, contaminated, contamination, critters, diet, eastern canada, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental regulations, killer whales, legacy contaminants, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, marine pollution, Pollution, regulations, reproductive failure, toxic chemicals, Whale, Whales, wildlife conservation, woes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the whales are off the charts! we got killer whales carrying double the levels of contamination that can make them go cray cray in the bedroom. but don’t worry, other species are just chillin with their varied contamination levels, thanks to their bomb diets. it’s like a reality show up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. so come on over and see if you can survive the whale contamination madness!

Plastic-Free Oceans Server

#sustainability, conservation, Environment, environmental impact, littering, marine damage, marine life, marine pollution, ocean health, oceans, Plastic, plastic crisis, plastic in oceans, plastic litter, plastic pollution, plastic reduction, plastic waste, PlasticFree, Pollution, reduction, Server, study

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of all the plastic pollution in the oceans, bro? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and help save the oceans from plastic trash!

We got a crazy countdown going on, where we gotta reduce plastic littering by 32% by 2035. That’s like 8.1 million tons of plastic, dude! But don’t worry, we got this! We’re gonna clean up those oceans like nobody’s business!

Join us on this epic quest to save the marine life and make the oceans plastic-free by 2050! We’re gonna build, mine, and craft our way to a cleaner world, one block at a time. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and make a difference! Let’s do this, gamers!

NoMicros ForWaterBears

Brazil, Coast, ecological impact, environmental impact, Environmental Science, ForWaterBears, ingestion, invertebrates, Marine Biology, marine ecosystem, marine life, marine pollution, microplastic consumption, microplastics, NoMicros, plastic waste, Pollution, research, study, survey, Tardigrades, Water Bears

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where even the tiniest creatures are smarter than us humans! imagine a world where water bears rule and microplastics are their sworn enemies. embark on a quest to help the water bears protect their homeland from the evil microplastics that threaten to take over. build epic fortresses, battle against plastic monsters, and discover the secrets of the underwater world. if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world, then join us now! who knew saving the environment could be so much fun in minecraft!

RussianRaidersMC

Cargo, Dangerous, emergency response, environmental hazard, hazardous materials, international incident, marine pollution, maritime accident, maritime safety, Norwegian coast guard, Norwegian waters, rescue operation, runs aground, Russian, Russian exports, RussianRaidersMC, salvage operation, Ship, Shipping industry, stranded, Vessel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A SHIP WITH DANGEROUS RUSSIAN CARGO RUNNING AGROUND IN NORWEGIAN WATERS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD EPIC SHIPS AND CRASH THEM INTO ICEBERGS LIKE A TRUE CAPTAIN! WE’VE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A RUSSIAN SPY NOVEL, AND MORE DRAMA THAN A REALITY TV SHOW ABOUT NORWEGIAN FISHERMEN!

JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF SURVIVING A SHIPWRECK, FIGHTING OFF PIRATES, AND TRADING WITH VIKINGS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WELCOMING AS A WARM BLANKET ON A COLD WINTER NIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON BOARD AND SET SAIL FOR AN ADVENTURE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!

FishyApocalypse

Biodiversity loss, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, dead fish, ecosystem collapse, environmental conservation, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fish kill, FishyApocalypse, global warming, Greek port, marine ecosystem collapse, marine life, marine pollution, mass die-off, natural disaster, ocean health, Pollution, water pollution

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	274

join our epic minecraft server and escape the fishpocalypse! swim through the streets of a greek port filled with over 100 tons of dead fish, but watch out for the zombie fish trying to eat your brains! build a fish fortress and defend it from the evil seagulls trying to steal your loot. team up with other players to create the ultimate fish army and conquer the underwater world. don’t be a fish out of water, join our server now and make a splash!

CrabDumpingCrew Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, conservation efforts, crab dumping, CrabDumpingCrew, ecological balance, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, environmental impact, environmental regulations, environmental sustainability, marine ecosystem, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean conservation, ocean contamination, Pollution, pollution control, pollution prevention, seafood industry, smp, Waste Disposal, waste management

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Farms Harvested:	197
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas on fire come charging at you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you next!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	20

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

brain health, brain tissue, BrainCrafters, environmental health, environmental impact, Environmental Science, human health, marine pollution, microplastic contamination, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, scientific research, surface, toxic substances, untouched

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

#sustainability, action, ambitious action, chemical regulations, circular economy, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental policy, global plastic treaty, marine pollution, plastic chemicals, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution prevention, recycling, science-based recommendations, Sustainable development, Time, toxic chemicals, waste management

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	5026
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8505	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

SpaceCraft60: No End in Sight

60 days, Astronauts, boeing, Endurance, extended stay, ISS, long duration mission, NASA, no end in sight, orbital journey, Sight, Space, space adventure, space exploration, space mission, space odyssey, space station, space technology, Space Travel, SpaceCraft60, spaceflight, STARLINER

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	2276
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Potions Brewed:	86
Votes:	775	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so like, imagine if those boeing starliner astronauts were actually playing on our minecraft server, they would never want to come back to earth! like, they’ve been in space for over 60 days now and they’re probably just building epic space bases and battling aliens and stuff.

our server is out of this world, literally! we have custom planets to explore, crazy alien mobs to fight, and even a black hole that leads to a secret dimension filled with diamonds and gold.

join our server and become the ultimate space explorer, leave those boring astronauts behind and come play with us in the stars! who needs gravity when you can fly around in a spaceship and mine for space ore? come join us, it’s a blast!

SpinelessNebbercracker

accident, animated film, broken spine, children’s movie, cleaned off, climbing down, constance, danger, Fall, haunted house, Horror, injury, monster house, Mr. Nebbercracker, preventing, rescue, spine injury, SpinelessNebbercracker, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Secret Passages Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? LET ME TELL U WHY U SHOULD! SO, ONE TIME, THIS DUDE NAMED MR. NEBBERCRACKER DIDN’T CLEAN UP CONSTANCE AND SHE TURNED INTO A MONSTER HOUSE! LIKE, WUT?! IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U CAN PREVENT MONSTER HOUSES FROM TAKING OVER UR WORLD! PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES COTTON CANDY! SO HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE MONSTER HOUSES GET U TOO! LOLZ!

TikTokBodyImageDisaster

body image, body positivity, body shaming, content moderation, Eating disorders, flagged content, harmful content, harmful effects, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellbeing, negative impact, online safety, platform responsibility, self esteem, social media, social media influence, tiktok, TikTokBodyImageDisaster, video consumption, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Votes:	1569	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	186
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

so, like, u know how tiktok can mess with ur head, right? well, this server is like the opposite of that! here, u can build ur own world and be whoever u want to be without worrying about what other ppl think. no toxic vibes here, just good times and epic builds. plus, we have the most insane events like, once a month we have a giant pig race where u can win diamonds and stuff. so, like, join us and leave all that tiktok drama behind. u won’t regret it, i swear!

Prosper SMP: The Server Where Everyone Forgets Square & Curly Braces! 1.21! Age 16+ Only!

age, Anarchy, braces, build projects, clowns, Community, Curly, dedicated players, discord server, FORGETS, Friendly, games, Griefers, hackers, ideals, Join, Mature, Mature Community, Minecraft, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interest, smp, Square, Vanilla, Variety of Games

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview:

Description
Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

Description

Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules for the server?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. Not an anarchy server though so no hackers or griefers are allowed. Be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
Do all members need to join the discord server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

BabyBiz Minecraft Server

adult baby, adult baby economy, BabyBiz, business opportunities, Community, Demand, Economy, Entrepreneurship, fetish, growth potential, Investment, Lifestyle, market research, Minecraft, niche market, online marketplaces, products, revenue streams, Roleplay, Server, Services, social media marketing, Supply

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and dive headfirst into the adult baby economy! That’s right, we’ve got a whole world dedicated to adult babies and their unique needs. From giant diaper factories to pacifier mines, you’ll never run out of ways to make a profit in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diaper Dragon, a mythical creature that guards a treasure trove of enchanted diapers. Will you be brave enough to face the Diaper Dragon and claim your prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey into the wild and wacky world of the adult baby economy! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

50k, Agreement, Capped, Commitment, Deal, finances, financial limitations, gf, GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP, Girlfriend, LIMITATIONS, MONEY, net worth, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, restrictions, Value, wealth, WORTH..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3852
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

NoRoom4USorry

apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold and callous, Communication, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, graduate student, lack of response, last minute, long distance, Moving, Négotiation, new chapter, NoRoom4USorry, PhD program, power dynamics, Relocation, renting, roommate, Time management, unprofessional

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2873	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ores Mined:	7261
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a graduate student trying to find housing? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this poor landlord dealing with a flaky tenant.

Join us for the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next! Will your house suddenly disappear like this student’s housing opportunity? Will you be left hanging like the unanswered texts? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the chaos for yourself.

Who needs a PhD program when you can navigate the drama of our Minecraft server? Come join us and see if you can survive the twists and turns of our virtual world. Just remember to communicate with your fellow players, or you might end up like this unfortunate landlord, feeling cold and callous.

CashFlowCraft SMP

achieving goals, CashFlowCraft, dream career, dream job, exploring passions, financial freedom, following dreams, fulfilling aspirations, living without limits, living without restrictions, living without worry, luxury lifestyle, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, pursuing dreams, pursuing happiness, pursuing interests, smp, ultimate freedom, unlimited opportunities, unlimited possibilities

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3222	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

If money wasn’t a problem, I’d be living it up on the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Picture this: a land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers throw wild parties every night. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragon-riding pigs, building castles out of enchanted cheese, and riding llamas into battle against evil bunnies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyTelepathy

Collective consciousness, Communication, compassion, Connection, Consciousness, CraftyTelepathy, Empathy, Global, Humanity, long tail tags, love, mental connection, Message, mind reading, telepathic communication, telepathy, Thoughts, Understanding, Unity, world peace

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	30
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Towns Built:	5

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm!

MetalCraftALS-Killers

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Blood, death, Diagnosis, environmental factors, health, heavy metals, Medical research, MetalCraftALSKillers, metals, mortality, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, public health, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, University of Michigan, URINE

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!