Our marine reserves are off the hook, man! They cover only 30% of the habitat, but they account for like 47% of the coral trout catch! It’s like a fisherman’s paradise up in here! And get this, they contribute 55% of the species’ reproduction! It’s like a fishy love story, dude!
So come on and join our server, where the fish are plentiful and the fun never stops! You’ll be reeling in the good times in no time, my friend! Let’s get swimming! đ đŁđ
dive into the depths of our underwater world and discover hidden treasures, secret caves, and ancient ruins. swim with the sharks, battle the sea monsters, and ride on the backs of giant squids.
on land, things are just as wild. chickens can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! climb to the top of our floating mountains, explore our enchanted forests, and build your own kingdom in the clouds.
join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server ever created. who needs boring old land when you can have a world where anything is possible? come make a splash with us today!
Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest and worst Minecraft server ever conceived by the *twisted* threads of reality! Forget everything you knew about gaming; here, you will taste the very essence of existence filtered through pixelated souls! Join us, and you might even *unleash* your inner chaos, or become a *cursed* specter wandering the digital void! Who needs logic, when madness reigns supreme?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Cursed Blocks of Confusion | Blocks that randomly change properties every 5 seconds unless you jump three times backwards while wearing clown shoes. |
| Infinite Void PvP | Fight in a dimension where you can only lose; the winner is the one who forgets why they started! |
| Ghostly Admins | Admins that exist only in your head. They will guide you with *whispers*, ensuring you never win. |
| Rainbow Hunger Games | Win with a single slice of cake, but it whispers your deepest fears back at you! |
| Stairway to Nowhere | A stairway that leads to the *thoughts* of a potato. Good luck finding your way back! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining is simple! Just close your eyes and open your heart to the chaos. If you hear the ice cream truck, youâre in!
Q: What version of Minecraft is this? A: We use the *alternate* version where gravity is a suggestion and diamonds are made of envy!
Q: Can I play with friends? A: Friends? Are they really friends if they don’t *question your existence*? Just like time, they can dissolve!
âI hate you all, I liked it more when you couldnât post.â âA ghost told me to mine gold with a spoon, but my shovel was a *sentient being*!â âYesterday I found a block that sang my fears. It was a Tuesday.â
đ¨ In this server, your life IRL is just a petty soap opera compared to what goes down here! Imagine this: you build a blocky palace, right? And suddenly, a creeper named âfake-mom-in-lawâ shows up and starts saying youâre not good enough to BUILD in the first place!!! đ Wut?? BYE FELICIA!
đŽ Join to escape that crazy biannual family drama! Nothing says “I love my marriage” like smacking a zombie in the face for disrespecting your build! đđŁđ Your husband doesnât even know about the secret Nether wedding chapel we builtâdonât worry, we wonât tell him! đâ¨
đ The rules on this server? Ditch the serious stuff. Forget REAL LIFE! Gather your friends who might think they have your back, but actually treat you like diamond armor when you just need iron!!! đŚžđ Weâve got PVP battles where you can attack CARROT CANNON-WIELDING FISH. Yes, they exist here, trust me. đđŻ
đľď¸ââď¸ Ever wanted to block someone? How about blocking a whole biome because they keep giving ya sass? Here, we encourage it! “Just blocked a zone with TORCHES, no ghosting in this realm!” đĽđľ And if you feel like letting your husband know your feelings without the family drama? We got a secret spot called âBlocky Therapy.â
𤪠Join us for EXPLOSIVE events like âWho Can Yell LOUDER at the Enderman?â and âUnderwater Grappling Matches with Your Ex-BFFS!â You wonât believe the toss-ups we throw! đđŚ We have a community cookbook where the special today is âBlocky Browniesâ made with REEEEALLY mystical ingredientsâdonât ask what they are!
đ° When you spawn in, you immediately get a free âdebt be goneâ potion! FORGET about financial struggles! Now itâs all about crafting fun, epic gear, and negating your problems like you negate a vex like WHOA! âď¸đŽ
đ Tired of feeling exhausted LIKE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE FIGHTING? Join this server and let those creepers fight your battles too!!! đđŞ Itâs BLOCK ON BLOCK madnessâevery man, beast, and diamond sword for themselves! Canât wait to see you in the craziest world where family drama is left behind, and the only drama is juggling mobs with STYLE! đĽłâ¨
Welcome, brave traveler, to Craftopia 99âthe bizarro realm where civil decorum takes a backseat to an unending parade of the utterly absurd! Here, just as your mom once exclaimed, âOh shit, Iâm five days late,â we throw all convention to the wind and dive headfirst into chaos that defies all reason.
đĽ Whatâs Brewing in the Cauldron of Madness?
Buckle up, because hereâs where the tornado of insanity begins:
Table of Enigmatic Server Features:
| Feature | Reality-Bending Description |
|---|---|
| Typescript Sorcery | Acquire the mystic keys to proportionate coding chaos! Only those with experience may dare enter! |
| Peak âBored at Workâ Hours | A winning lottery ticket to distraction! Join as existential dread fills the virtual halls during the US morning shifts! |
| Mobile Mod Tools | Not quite there yet but rumblings suggest it may involve a hamster wheel and a chicken danceâstay tuned! |
Why does Craftopia 99 defy all known principles of sanity? Because the Great Mod in the Sky does not want peace! Instead, theyâre using our server as a testing ground for how far absurdity can be pushed before reality unravels! Can you withstand the pull of unknown forces?
Q: Are there any rules? A: Rules? What say ye to the swirling madness of existence!
Q: Can I bring my pet? A: Only if the pet agrees to sign a contract of eternal servitude (a.k.a. love, obviously).
đ Join us, daring souls! Enter the pixelated maelstrom of Craftopia 99âwhere our sole mission is chaos, and every corner reveals a trapdoor to insanity! Beware: your sanity may stay behind, probably sipping tea with a creeper.
đ Take the plunge, grab a pickaxe, and unearth truths that should remain buried deep in the Nether! Step cautiously, for the void welcomes the brave and discards the sane.
Will you be the next to plunge into the swirl of madness, or have you already lost your grip on reality? Craftopia 99 awaitsâdo you dare to enter? đŞď¸
First off, letâs talk about our legendary sleep method. Forget counting sheep, we count Endermen! You look at one, and BOOM, you instantly fall asleep because you realize your life has been one big creeper explosion! đĽ Instead of pillows, weâve got beds made out of diamond blocks â yes, the same diamonds you might be hoarding like some greedy goblin! Youâll be dreaming in 4K chunks while your friends are stuck in 8-bit limbo.
So, whatâs crazy cool about our SMP? Well, just last week, Dave, the guy with 6 pet llamas (donât even ask), claimed he found a secret fortress made entirely of tacos! đŽ Yes, TACO FORTRESS! Turns out itâs run by a rogue faction of ninja villagers who throw enchanted guacamole bombs. If that doesnât get your adrenaline pumping, I donât know what will!
And OMG, we have events! Like, epic events that literally went viral in another dimension. Last week, we had the Great Pig Race of 2022, where players mounted pigs and rode them off cliffs for glory and obsidian prizes. đˇđ¨ Letâs just say, 3 players lost their eyebrows, but it was worth it for the aesthetic!
You wanna know about the drama? Our server has it ALL! Thereâs a rivalry between Team Creeper and Team Aesthetically-Pleasing-Block-Style (they just build, like, really nice houses, and no one likes them. đ). And you wonât believe it, but Carl just tried to open a portal to the Nether for some “peace talks” and ended up in a lava pit instead! Classic Carl, am I right?
Every morning, we gather to sing our battle hymn, âThe Minecart Rhapsodyâ (itâs like Bohemian Rhapsody but with more minecarts and less sense). So yeah, if you wanna experience total chaos, pixelated tacos, llama therapy, and a world where doing the Macarena in front of a zombie horde is considered a valid strategy, you NEED to join this SMP.
So, whatâs your go-to sleep method? Because if you join us, your new method will be sleeping at the bottom of a ravine after a night of absolute insanity! đ¤Şâď¸ Sign up now, and letâs get weird!
Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe, where diamonds grow on trees and every creeper explosion is a party! Why join, you ask? Hold onto your pickaxes, because here are the zany reasons you absolutely must be part of this blocky extravaganza!
Ever seen a giant corporate skyscraper made entirely of dirt blocks? Our server is proudly powered by the âCreepers Against Corporate Greedâ coalition! Join our quest to overthrow the tyrannical reign of the cash-crazed Endermen who hoard emeralds like theyâre the last cupcakes at a birthday party. On this server, we turn their corporate greed into corporate seedâbecause we trade diamonds for cake!
Forget about banking with boring old vanilla villagers! Our server has a black market run by rogue sheep who barter in enchanted wool! Speak to the woolly traders in the secret treehouse beneath the Great Lava Falls to find out how to pay your debts with stylish hats made of baked potatoes. Just donât ask where they get their suppliesârumor has it they hold illegal potato farming tournaments!
Join our infamous "Creeper Scavenger Hunt" where finding one piece of coal nets you a free trip to the Nether! Oh yes, you heard that right. We have a portal that leads directly to a fiery realm filled with snacks and free hugs from wither skeletons (they only look scary). While youâre at it, bring your buddies and challenge the legendary âLost Zombieâ to a dance-offâloser has to build a statue of a Drowned in a tutu!
Our server is the only place where you can legally claim that âmining diamonds is a form of protest against capitalism.â Join our grand âDiamond Revolutionâ where every unmined diamond is a protester against unfair trade practices. Craft pickaxes, mine away, and sing battle songs while loading your inventory with blingâwho knew activism could look this fabulous?
Forget predictability! Encounter spontaneous fashion shows hosted by llamas that strut their designer capes made of pumpkin pie! Each runway show ends in a major lava splash, where the prize is a lifetime supply of enchanted apples (aim for the golden onesâtotally a thing). And if youâre lucky, you might end up saving a lost cat trapped in a cave… only to discover it was a secret map leading to the legendary âScrooge McDuckâs Treasure Roomâ filled with literally billions of gold ingots (and a suspicious number of ducks)!
In our blocky utopia, seriousness is strictly banned. Forget about oppression themes and economic rants; here, we celebrate the absurd! Join us for weekly events like âBuild a Water Slide from a Mountainâ or âDress Your Armor in Bedrock Couture.â The more ridiculous, the better! Plus, every weekend, we have a âNoob vs. Experienced Playerâ showdown where the stakes are simply building the tallest dirt tower in 5 minutesâand the losers have to sing anti-zombie ballads!
So grab your diamond shovel, slap on your finest leather armor, and dive into the chaos! Who needs a boring reality when you can mine your way through this madness? Join us nowâbecause lifeâs too short for ordinary Minecraft!
Step right up, brave pixelated pioneer! Ever dreamed of a realm where currency is as unreliable as a creeper in the midst of your meticulously crafted mansion? Welcome to Tariff Tundra, a Minecraft server where economic policies collide with cubic chaos, and the landscape is perpetually shifting beneath your feetâmuch like Canadaâs stance on tariffs!
In a world where Canada just announced their unwavering commitment to tariffsâakin to crafting obsidian with nothing but giggles and sheer willpowerâplayers must navigate the treacherous terrains of trade wars and national pride. Here, the blocks are stacked high, but the market is crashing hard, and rumors swirl like enchanted mobs in the night.
Join us to uncover the truth behind why nobody can seem to figure out whatâs really going on, making alliances like theyâre trading enchanted pickaxes while balancing on the edge of a burning lava pit.
| đŽ Feature | đ Description |
|---|---|
| Tariff Towers | Climb up and down icy towers of ever-increasing tariffs! The higher you climb, the more unstable the market becomes! |
| Chaos Crafting Table | Combine blocks to create contraptions that might just end civilization as we know it⌠or turn wood into cheeseâthere’s no telling! |
| Border Patrol Minigame | Navigate past mindless mobs that have no idea theyâre guarding imaginary borders. Good luck getting that diamond! |
| Currency Crisis Events | Random events that explode your inventory with items that lose value faster than a bad stock tip! |
| Disgruntled Diplomatic Mobs | Encounter passive-aggressive villagers who refuse to trade but insist on offering unsolicited advice on geopolitical strategies. |
The Leviathan Tariff: Local legend has it that a rare block in the server, known as the Tariff Leviathan, contains the power to dissolve all trade barriers. But beware! Only the bravest can access itâassuming they donât get devoured by mobs hungry for economic discourse along the way.
"I joined for the aesthetic, stayed for the chaos. Suddenly the survival of my crafting skills hinges on political debates!" â CraftyEcons_92
"After playing here, my âsurvival skillsâ now include market manipulation⌠and I’m not sure which is scarier." â PixelPundit
This server was banned in 12 countries, including those youâve never heard of. Join and discover the peculiar reason why most nations dive into the shadows when they hear the words âTariff Tundraââitâs either a secret or they just canât bear to watch the madness unfold.
Summon your courage, and craft your destiny! The mystery of the tariffs and their implications on blocky civilization awaits you in Tariff Tundra. But be warned! Those who enter the portal may find themselves trapped in a perpetual negotiation cycle with no hope of escape!
Click to joinâif you dare to dive into the absurdity!
Are you prepared to find out whether the blocks will build a prosperous future or crumble under the weight of their financial inconsistency? Unraveling truth has never felt so dangerous. Welcome to a world of chaos!
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| Mod Pack Name | Enigmatica 9 Gang Pack |
|---|---|
| Pack Version | 1.3.0 |
| Launcher | CurseForge |
| Game Version | 1.19.2 |
| Server IP | Can be found in this Discord: https://discord.gg/PfdtuU5f3M |
| Hosted | Coventry, UK (If you live in other parts of the world don’t assume your connection will be bad and/or unplayable. Give it a try if you are interested. I myself live in the U.S.) |
| Pre-Generated Chunks | Overworld, Nether, and End up to 15,000 blocks out from 0,0. The Twilight Forest up to 10,000 blocks out. |
| World Border | 25,000 radius |
| Server Restarts | Regularly at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST (May change if needed) |
| Additional Mods | Cobblemon, FTB Essentials/Ultimine, Waystones added to base Enigmatica 9 pack |
A: The server IP can be found in the Discord mentioned above.
A: Server restarts will regularly occur at 12am, 8am, and 4pm EST. These times may change if needed.
A: Rules, announcements, and all other server info can be found in the Discord mentioned above.
A: Cobblemon, FTB Essentials/Ultimine, and Waystones have been added to the base Enigmatica 9 pack for server fun and convenience.