so like, u know that dude paul watson? the one who’s all about saving the whales and stuff? well guess what, he got arrested in greenland! but u know what’s even crazier? he was actually playing on our minecraft server when it happened! yea, that’s right, our server is so lit that even famous activists can’t stay away. come join us and maybe u’ll get arrested too, but like in a fun way. plus, we have a secret underwater base where we keep all the whales safe from harm. join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!
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WhaleWarsMC
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WhaleCraftNZ: Rarest Find!
OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THE WORLD’S RAREST WHALE CHILLIN’ ON OUR BEACH, LIKE WHAT EVEN?!?!?!?!?DIS WHALE BE DROPPIN’ CLUES BOUT SOME CRAZY SPECIES DAT NO ONE EVEN KNEW ‘BOUT!!!
JOIN NOW AND U MIGHT JUST GET A CHANCE TO RIDE DIS RARE WHALE INTO BATTLE OR SOMETHIN’!!!
LIKE, WHO NEEDS DIAMOND ARMOR WHEN U GOT A WHALE ON UR SIDE, AMIRITE?!?!?!?!
COME JOIN DA MADNESS, WE GOT WHALES, WE GOT ADVENTURE, WE GOT EVERYTHING U COULD EVER DREAM OF IN A MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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NewfieCraft Minecraft Server
omg so like, this server is like the Canada of Minecraft servers, but without any fishy moratoriums, ya know? like, we ain’t stopping no cod from swimming in our digital waters! come join us and be part of this historic moment, just like when Canada ended their moratorium after 30 years. except here, you can fish all you want without any restrictions! swim with the cod, build with the cod, BE the cod! who needs real life when you can have all the cod you want in Minecraft? come join us now and let’s make history together, one fish at a time! 🐟🇨🇦 #CodIsLife #NoMoreMoratorium #JoinTheCodSquad
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PhilippineCraft Minecraft Server
lol u know what else is claiming territory? our minecraft server! we got so much land u won’t know where to start building! we got more space than the philippines claiming the south china sea, and that’s saying something! join us for the ultimate land grab and build ur dream base on our server! who needs the UN when u got us, are right? come join the chaos and stake ur claim before someone else does!