marinate Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PorkCraft Café

Brine, cafe, coffee, Coffee-brined pork, Cooking, Culinary, delicacy, DELICIOUS, dish, flavor, Food, Gourmet, Indulgent, marinate, meat, Pork, pork-brine coffee, PorkCraft, recipe, Savory, TRAVESTY, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.

if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.

also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.

so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!

Blocky Brawls Bonanza /bbb/

Arcade, BBB, blocky, bonanza, brawls, Characters, Combo, Community, Competitive Gaming, esports, FGG, fighting game genre, fighting games, frame data, game balance, Mechanics, meta analysis, online play, special moves, strategy, Tier List, Tournaments, Training Mode, video games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Votes:	9619	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Chimeras Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of trained llamas who will guide you through the virtual world with their impeccable llama navigation skills. These llamas are not your average Minecraft animals – they can build entire castles with their hooves and spit fireballs at any pesky creepers that come your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect these precious gems and become the wealthiest player in the virtual world!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards for showing off your best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to llama fur, in which case, we can’t help you).

Anti-SocialCraft: Where You Can Play Minecraft Alone and Still Have a Blast!

AntiSocialCraft, blast, Community, Connection, Friends, Gaming, gaming with friends, ISOLATION, lack of friends, Loneliness, Minecraft, multiplayer, Online Community, online friends, online friendships, Online Games, online gaming, online interactions, Play, relationships, Social, Social gaming, strangers, virtual

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	7120
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting griefed by random strangers? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Why? Because we have a secret army of friendly llamas that patrol the server and kick out any griefers with their powerful spit attacks.

Join our server and become best friends with our llama overlords as you embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond llama armor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true friendship until you’ve ridden into battle on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our llama-filled server today and say goodbye to griefers and hello to your new llama BFFs!

Crafty Creeper Couture: Where Fashion meets Explosions!

Authenticity, childish, Confidence, couture, Crafty, creeper, cute, dressing, explosions, Faker, fashion, Gender norms, Identity, meets, Muscular, muscular tomboy, personal growth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Style, Tall, tall woman, Tomboy, transformation, womanly

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6501

Are you tired of trying to be all cute and girly in Minecraft? Join our server and embrace your inner muscular tomboy! We cater to tall players who want to look more womanly and less childish. Say goodbye to faking it and hello to a whole new badass avatar. Join us and unleash your true Minecraft warrior self!

KanyeCraft: Where Yeezy meets blocks and beats!

album sales, BBC of TKD, beats, blocks, Celebrity, controversy, Downfall, Fame, Hip Hop, Kanye album, Kanye career, Kanye controversy, Kanye drama, Kanye fans, Kanye followers, Kanye news, Kanye supporters, kanye west, KanyeCraft, meets, Music (Industry), pop culture, Rumors, speculation, Yeezy

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Farms Harvested:	725	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out the real reason Kanye disappeared from the TKD scene. Rumor has it he got lost in our virtual world trying to find the perfect beat for his next album. But be warned, you might stumble upon him building a giant golden statue of himself or riding a diamond-encrusted minecart through the Nether. Only on our server can you uncover the truth behind Kanye’s mysterious disappearance and maybe even collaborate on a new track with him. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic adventure!

Counting Sheep SMP – We promise we won’t make you do too much math!

administrators, Adventure, Boss Battles, BUILD, Building Competitions, Challenges, collaborate, Community, Counting, creativity, Events, Exploration, Explore, Features, Gamers, Math, Minecraft, Moderators, Plugins, Promise, Server, Sheep, smp, Treasure Hunts, Wont, world

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Decimal SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Supportive and inclusive environment for all players
Custom Features	Carefully curated selection of unique features and plugins
Regular Events	Thrilling events and challenges for players to participate in
Active Staff	Dedicated moderators and administrators to ensure fair gameplay
Regular Updates	Continual updates and additions to keep the server fresh

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Decimal SMP server?

A: The server IP will be provided once it is up, but you can join our Discord using the link provided to stay updated.

Q: Are there any staff positions available?

A: Yes, we are currently looking for staff and starting players to join our community. You can join our Discord to learn more about available positions.

Q: Can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

A: Absolutely! We host regular events and challenges for all players to enjoy and test their skills.

Q: How often are updates made to the server?

A: We are committed to providing regular updates and additions to keep the server exciting and engaging for all players.

Q: Is the community in Decimal SMP welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, our community is known for being welcoming and inclusive to players of all experience levels. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find a supportive environment here.

Hellbounds VS Hypixel

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Towns Built:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Hypixel	Hellbounds
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server	– Cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style server
– Variety of game modes	– Meticulously crafted universe
– Active player base	– Fully custom-coded world
Cons	Cons
– Can be overwhelming for new players	– May have a smaller player base

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Which server has more game modes?	Hypixel has a wider variety of game modes available.
Which server offers a more unique experience?	Hellbounds offers a cutting-edge 1.8.9 Skyblock style experience with bespoke features and continuous updates.
Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for having a very active player base.
Which server is better for new players?	Hellbounds may be more beginner-friendly compared to Hypixel, which can be overwhelming for new players.

LOLcraft: Where You’ll Finally Find It

accomplishment, achievement, browsing, Community, Connecting, Digital World, discovery, Finally, finally found it, Find, forum, internet, Journey, LolCraft, long last, made it, Online Community, online platform, reddit, sharing, social media, success, virtual space, Youll

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to boogie!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

So why wait? Join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overzealous mods who like to turn everything into cake). See you on the server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Blocky Banter: The LOLcraft Server #5295

4koma, A Certain Scientific Record of Youth, Account XP, Airi, Ako, armor, assault, Banners, banter, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Commissions, CONTENT, Events, future plans, guides, Hards, HOD, Holding the Bag, Kazusa, lessons, LolCraft, maintenance, Manga, Misaka Mikoto, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission, Resources, ROADMAP, Saten Ruiko, Scrimmages, Server, Set Fury, Shibasaki Ramen, Shokuhou Misaki, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, yoshimi, Youth Record

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where the pigs are flying and the creepers are breakdancing. Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the mobs have some killer moves.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events like the “Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Job Guide Mission” where you can earn in-game rewards by serving virtual noodles to hungry villagers. And don’t forget about the “Total Assault: Hod” event where you can battle it out in an urban setting wearing heavy armor. It’s like a virtual version of a superhero movie!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

MineShovel Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Large Online, License, Minecraft, MineShovel, Minigames, multiplayer, online gaming, Private, PvP, Server, Survival, virtual world

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

The owner of the “MineShovel” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Blocky Babes: Where Your Family’s Loose Women Get Crafty

Anonymity, Babes, blocky, Crafty, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, Degenerate, expose, family, FAMILYS, Forbidden, Loose, online safety, privacy, Risk, risky behavior, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, snapchat, social media, taboo, temptation, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Crops Grown:	7456	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature that will make your gameplay more… interesting.

Join our server and participate in our “Snapchat Challenge” where you can post the snapchats of the women in your family and see if our anonymous players can find you some spicy content. Sure, there may be some risks involved, but hey, you’re a daring adventurer in the world of Minecraft, aren’t you?

So come on, join us and see just how wild and crazy things can get on our server. Who knows, you might just uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!