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ToiletTraining101

aita, asking, bathroom, cousin, dump, Expectations, family, FLUSH, HIGH, Kids, mad, marinate, Overnight, Polite, Problem, skincare, teach, tired, TOILET, ToiletTraining101, trip

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Animals Bred:	196	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PorkCraft Café

Brine, cafe, coffee, Coffee-brined pork, Cooking, Culinary, delicacy, DELICIOUS, dish, flavor, Food, Gourmet, Indulgent, marinate, meat, Pork, pork-brine coffee, PorkCraft, recipe, Savory, TRAVESTY, Unique

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mines Excavated:	4188	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs all be sippin’ on coffee and gettin’ all hyped up. like, they be runnin’ around like crazy, doin’ backflips and stuff. it’s wild, man.

if you join this server, you can ride on the back of a caffeinated pig and zoom around the map at lightning speed. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with bacon.

also, there’s a secret underground coffee shop where you can trade with villagers for rare items. but watch out for the barista, she’s a zombie who’s had too much espresso and she’s a little cranky.

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant coffee cup castle in the sky? yeah, you can build your own little coffee-themed kingdom up there and rule over all the jittery pigs below.

so come join us on this crazy, caffeine-fueled adventure. it’s gonna be a piggin’ good time!

CraftyBeardLand

#facial hair, Afghan women, Afghanistan, conservative society, cover faces, CraftyBeardLand, cultural norms, dress code, facial coverings, Gender Roles, grow beards, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Men, morality laws, Oppression, religious beliefs, social control, Taliban, traditional values, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	137557
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	5355
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but in blocky pixel form! We got rules that make u cover ur face like Afghan women and grow beards like Afghan men. It’s like a virtual Sharia law up in here, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual danger. So come on and join the fun, or else we’ll pixelate your existence!

MinefulMotivation

anxiety, daily practice, depression, eating habits, Exercise, lifestyle improvement, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness benefits, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness habits, mindfulness lifestyle, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, mindfulness research, mindfulness study, mindfulness techniques, MinefulMotivation, motivation, sleeping habits, wellbeing

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2350	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1832
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur life? well, look no further cuz our server is like a magical unicorn that sprinkles happiness and rainbows everywhere u go.

just 10 minutes a day of playing on our server will make u feel like u can conquer the world. u will be so zen and chill, u won’t even remember what stress feels like. say goodbye to depression and anxiety, cuz our server is like a virtual therapist that will make all ur problems disappear.

not only that, but playing on our server will make u want to be a better person. u will start eating healthier, exercising more, and sleeping like a baby. it’s like a miracle in block form.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become the best version of urself. trust us, u won’t regret it.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Chud, ChudCraft, Diversity, double standards, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, Individuality, Marriage, Minecraft, misconceptions, Misogyny, monoliths, relationships, Server, sexual behavior, Sexuality, slut shaming, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, Virgins, Women

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	6871
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes are the players themselves! Join us and discover why women on our server are definitely not monoliths, they’re more like…diamonds in the rough! Only 3% of women marry virgins on our server, but don’t worry, that number is probably even lower because some players believe that blowjobs and anal don’t count as “real sex” – talk about a plot twist! So come on over and explore our wild world where anything is possible, including finding a non-whore woman who will steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds)!

NEETcraft SMP – 10 Years of No Life

back to school, bringing a girl home, business major, career prospects, CS major, financial struggle, fresh out of college, graduate in two years, Job Search, lack of money, Life, life advice, living with parents, NEET, NEET for 10 years, NEETcraft, pursuing a Ph.D., r9k, shame, smp, VIRGINITY, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Ores Mined:	3975
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4856
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of being a NEET for 10 years and living in your mom’s basement? Do you want to escape the clutches of your overbearing mother and build your own virtual empire? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join our server and become the master of your own destiny. Build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and slay dragons with your fellow players. Who needs a CS or business degree when you can be the king of your own virtual world?

Plus, rumor has it that finding a girlfriend on our server is easier than finding diamonds in a cave. So why wait until your late 30s to lose your virginity when you can do it in style on our Minecraft SMP?

Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CancelledCraft: Not Home for Our Date

alternative plans, cancelled plans, CancelledCraft, career focus, Communication, controlling relationship, Cooking, date, friendship, gut feeling, home, long distance friendship, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, old friends, reconnecting with the past, reconnection, social plans, standing up, staying home, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3843	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as reconnecting with an old friend who’s now a single parent? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this crazy story.

You never know what’s going to happen next – maybe you’ll log on to find your base completely destroyed by a mysterious player, or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. Just like how this guy’s plans got derailed by his friend’s last-minute change of heart, you’ll never know what to expect on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of drama, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, it’s all about the blocks and building here). Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation as wacky as this one – but hey, that’s all part of the fun on our server!

SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Experience, growth mindset., INDEPENDENCE, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self reliance, SoloSurvivorMinecraftSMP, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	47846	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	807	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a chicken with your diamonds or always checking under every block for hidden treasure chests. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. Who needs school when you can learn the true meaning of friendship and survival in the world of Minecraft? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

SponsorCraft: Tried & Tested!

SponsorCraft, Tested

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest adventures and wackiest challenges that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Imagine a world where YouTubers sponsor the most outrageous activities, and you get to be a part of it all! From riding pigs off of cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks and hilarious shenanigans that go on every day.

So, if you’re ready to join a community of fellow gamers who love to have a good time and push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft, then come on over to our server. Who knows, you might just end up being the star of the next viral Minecraft video!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	65
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ores Mined:	4591	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!