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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Holy Grails Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1142	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	140
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	5726
Dimension Hops:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	271

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	93
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Crops Grown:	3969	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!