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The Stoners 420 Alive
YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE STONERS WHO STARTED ‘420’ ARE PROBS STILL ALIVE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN MEET THE LEGENDARY STONERS THEMSELVES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THEY’LL TEACH YOU SOME SECRET STONER CRAFTING RECIPES OR SOMETHING. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT… LITERALLY! -
SmokinHotelGuestsLOL
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where discrimination is a thing of the past! We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even against creepers or zombies.Join us and experience a world where even the most misunderstood mobs are welcomed with open arms. Just like the time a creeper asked to switch biomes because the grass wasn’t green enough for its liking. We happily obliged and even threw in some extra TNT as a welcome gift!
But that’s not all – we also have a strict “no smoking policy” in our virtual world. Don’t worry, we won’t discriminate against players who smell like weed because they have a medical card. In fact, we encourage players to embrace their unique scent and share their edibles with the rest of the community.
So come on down to our server and leave your discrimination at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast, even if you trigger a creeper’s PTSD along the way!
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HateCraftSiblingz
Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where drama and chaos reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.Looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with family feuds, affairs, and screaming matches that will make your head spin.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics, where in-laws and siblings will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. Will you be able to handle the pressure and come out on top?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with surprises at every turn, from unexpected plot twists to jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and dive headfirst into a world of madness and mayhem unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!
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Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever! -
Cannabis Brain Lag
so, liek, u know how u smoke dat dank kush all day erry day? well, dis server is perfect for u cuz even if u forget where u put ur diamond sword, it’s all good cuz ur working memory skills might be a bit off but who cares when u can build a giant weed farm in minecraft, amirite? plus, our brain scans show dat u can still function even with lower brain activation, so come join us and let’s get lit in the virtual world, bro! -
Cannabis Brain Quest
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! Like, for realz, our server is so lit, it’ll make ya brain feel like it’s on a rollercoaster ride!We got secret caves filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the creepers, they be sneakin’ up on ya like a ninja in the night. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they be throwin’ parties every night and you’re invited!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical portal that takes you to a land of unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a dragon and battle evil witches. Plus, we got a disco dance floor where you can show off your sick moves and impress all the other players.
So, what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the adventure begin! Trust me, your brain will thank you later.
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WeedFreeZoneCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing higher than our players is the level of fun we have! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.Imagine a world where weed is not just a plant, but a way of life. Our server is like a virtual Amsterdam, where you can build, mine, and get as high as the Ender Dragon. Our cat may have passed away, but our spirits are still soaring high!
Join our server and experience the thrill of running a business from your virtual property. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? No problem, just head over to our virtual bakery where we bake with weed butter. Trust us, our cookies will blow your mind (literally).
But beware, the smell of marijuana may waft through the virtual air. Just like in real life, we may have to spray some perfume to cover it up. Don’t worry, our virtual clients won’t judge you for getting high. In fact, they might even join in on the fun!
So come on over to our server and experience the ultimate first-world argument simulator. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!
Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!
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CarShareCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.
So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉
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Cannabis DNA Impact Server
so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.
