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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 8991 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
