Maria MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DadGFMedInfoMCServer

Basic Support, Lola, pro athlete, Hormonal Issues, discussion

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to share your medical info with our new girlfriend, Maria, without your permission! Unlike some dads out there, we prioritize your privacy and support when it comes to your ovary cyst adventures.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero discussions about your dad’s diet preferences or Maria’s thoughts on your medical condition. We may not have young kids or new families to prioritize, but we sure know how to have a good time in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on over and escape the drama of real life by diving into the virtual world of our Minecraft server. Who needs a circus when you can have a blast building, exploring, and crafting with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries and focusing on the fun? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

objectively, MANNEQUINS, smp, Angela, coomer

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Maria’s Minecraft Server

video games, Minecraft, Gaming, virtual pop star, splatoon 2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and you’ll be transported to a world where the best Splatoon idol is none other than Maria herself. Why Maria, you ask? Because she once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a bucket of water and a carrot stick. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic duels, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftySpaghetti – Minecraft Server

il filo, profeta, sapienza, sorelle, matteo

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness like never before!

Picture this: Jesus himself logs into our server and starts teaching in the village synagogue. The villagers are in awe, asking, “Where did he learn all this wisdom and do these miracles? Isn’t he just the son of a carpenter? And his mom, Mary, isn’t she just a regular lady? And his siblings, James, Joseph, Simon, and Judas? And his sisters, aren’t they all just chilling with us?” It’s a scandalous affair, but hey, that’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Jesus himself tells the villagers, “A prophet is never respected in his own hometown.” And just like that, the villagers are left scratching their heads in disbelief. Our server is full of unexpected twists and turns, making it the most exciting place to be in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AutisticSusherCraft

Father’s Day, Rude, intermission, AutisticSusherCraft, loud

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

The World of Maria

Plugins, Quest, RPG, Houses, Builds

The World of Maria is a medieval and fantasy server created on April 5th, 2012. Maria is a Medieval and Fantasy server that includes many plugins to help the experience as well as great builds! Our main RP additions include Magic, Kingdoms and titles, custom mounts, alcoholic beverages (and the ability to brew them) quests, npc’s, custom bosses and monsters, and more. Our website is WorldOfMaria.com where our forums, application areas, and PSA’s are! Feel free to join, adventure through our server dungeons, settle in with our towns, or fight using our custom weapons!

play.worldofmaria.com

CraftyCreeperz

jews in politics, media representation, no jews in parliament, conspiracy theories, CraftyCreeperz

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as Jew-free as a ham sandwich on Yom Kippur? Look no further, because on our server, you won’t find a single Jewish block in sight! Our founding settlers didn’t just move up north to start Canada for no reason – they knew America was gonna be overrun by Jews and they wanted a safe haven for their pixelated adventures. So come join us and build your dream world without any pesky Jewish bankers ruining your fun! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be secretly controlled by the Illuminati…oops, did we say too much? Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s kosher-certified and Jew-free!

Blocky Booty Bumps: Henya’s Anal Adventure Minecraft Server

Server, Bumps, Exploration, Communication, Vulnerability

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on our server, you can find a magical diamond sword that was forged by a unicorn’s fart. Yes, you heard that right. This sword is so powerful that it can turn your enemies into chickens with just one swing! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And the only way to unlock it is by doing the Chicken Dance while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on our server.

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to experience what it’s like to have anal sex with Henya (Disclaimer: Henya is a fictional character and any resemblance to real persons is purely coincidental).

The Misplaced Woods: Where Trees Play Hide and Seek 1.20.1 – Noisy Bark Chat

Events, Rtp, Bark, Noisy, Server

Minecraft Server Overview
A fresh, semi-vanilla voice chat Minecraft server that expands upon and enhances the basic features of Minecraft!

FAQ

What kind of features are you enhancing upon?

We implement the use of simple voice chat, a mod that enhances the player’s experience with each other as they play. We’re unique as there are not many expansive community SMP servers that use simple voice chat.
We enhance on survival features, for example; the mcMMO plugin, which expands on items with something like acrobatics, where the higher your acrobatics level is, the least fall damage you take, and you may explore more than that!
Speaking of that, mcMMO also expands upon items such as abilities, where you are capable of using these abilities with certain levels such as the Drill ability when you reach a high enough mining level.
We also have an easier use of travelling, with the use of waystones! Where you are given a set amount of waystones, both private and public to be able to easily transport between bases and locations.
RTP is also available, for those of you who are only just discovering the early game in order to find an area where people haven’t been and easily build up a base.

What type of unique features does your server bring to the table?

We possess the ability to use custom bosses, meaning there will be events where you are capable of fighting epic bosses with your friends and earn rewards!
Crates! While this may deter people, we guarantee that there is no pay-to-win involved with this server, as all Crates give the same level of gear no matter what and everyone can get keys for said crates through voting sites.
Custom items, all unique and cool, they can also possess unique attributes, that make the experience that much more fun and unique.
In the near future, we are also planning to add custom quests, custom NPCs in order to make the server feel that much more alive.
A cohesive story. Many servers may possess our ideas and even implement them, but where many fail; the Lost Forest possesses a cohesive storyline and lore that almost any player can take part of.

Why should we join as a member of the community?

The Lost Forest possesses an array of active staff that will be happy to help and guide you, just open a ticket and you will be guaranteed a response, no matter how small it may be.
In order to have a cohesive story, we need a cohesive community. Players who already play are cohesive, kind and welcoming, and if that isn’t the case..
We possess an active ruleset that is enforced strictly and as quickly as possible, if a player breaks a rule then they will be deal with as soon as a member of staff capable of doing so is online, which is nearly always!
We will do our best to make you feel welcomed, and ensure you have the most optimal experience on our server!
You can find us here at the TLF Discord and on the Server itself!
We expect you to respect others and look at the RULES!

IP	thelostforest
Discord	https://discord.gg/NAm5YsK3Kz
Youtube	The Lost Forest SMP – YouTube

BlondeCraft

Japanese visual novels, #Readme, jp, FAQs, plot spoilers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of visual novels to a whole new level! Instead of reading about romance and drama, you’ll be living it out in blocky pixelated form.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where every decision you make could lead to a different ending – will you choose the path of love or the path of destruction?

But that’s not all – we have special events where you can battle against giant anime characters and unlock hidden storylines that will blow your mind.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of visual novels in a whole new way. Just remember to bring your Japanese locale settings and be prepared for some epic plot twists!