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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7720 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 483 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3790 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
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if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.
so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!
