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Snowflake Slayer Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being oppressed by the white man in Minecraft? Join our SMP where we have banned all white blocks and only allow colorful blocks to be used! We have a secret underground society of rainbow sheep who are plotting to overthrow the white sheep dictatorship. Will you join their cause and help bring equality to the Minecraft world? Or will you be a sheep and follow the status quo? The choice is yours, but remember, it’s over for the white man in our SMP! -
BrownCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our totally not controversial Minecraft server where the tables have turned and whites are now slaves for browns! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games (we swear). And get this, the whole thing was orchestrated by the jews! Who knew they had such a sense of humor, right?Join us for a wild ride of role-playing and absurdity as you navigate through a world where the unexpected is the norm. Build your own empire, form alliances, and maybe even overthrow the system (if you’re feeling rebellious).
So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we think.
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MadMinecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with fundamentalist Christians, abused cowboys, and even some fabulous gays! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come on, don’t be a Tony, join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! -
WitchyCraftLandKilifi
lol, join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the crazy witchcraft of Kilifi! we got witches, we got land, we got murder… jk jk, just lots of fun and games on this server! come build ur own land and show those witches who’s boss. plus, we got free cookies for all players cuz who doesn’t love cookies, amirite? so join now and let’s have a blast together! -
FelonCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of living in a country founded by felons? Want to join the right side of history and move to a land of epic Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server! We have rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to bust a move. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! -
RoboIncel Discord Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ethnic robots who have their own incel discords! That’s right, you can join in on the wacky conversations and shenanigans of these robots as they navigate the world of Minecraft.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in epic battles against evil villagers and hostile mobs as they fight for control of the server.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of enchanted golden apples and rare loot. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it, so are you up for the challenge?
So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!
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MineSciFame: No African or Asian Researchers
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. You gotta join because, like, we have this secret underground lab where we breed mutant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And, like, if you find the golden chicken, you get a free unicorn mount to ride around on. Plus, our server is so lit that even aliens from outer space come to hang out and play Minecraft with us. And, like, did I mention that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn you into a superhero with just a wave of his wand? So, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! -
UnityCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime! -
YellCraft: Where Everyone Hears You Loud and Clear!
HEY U, YEAH U! DO U LIKE MINECRAFT? DO U LIKE LAUGHING? THEN U GOTTA JOIN OUR CRAZY SERVER! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK!IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U GET A FREE PET CREEPER THAT FOLLOWS U AROUND AND EXPLODES WHEN U LEAST EXPECT IT! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF DROPPING A DIAMOND BLOCK!
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT PEOPLE WHO JOIN OUR SERVER HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF FINDING A NETHER PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A SECRET DIMENSION FILLED WITH CHOCOLATE RIVERS AND CANDY TREES? YEAH, IT’S TRUE!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YELLING AT HARD OF HEARING PEOPLE IS ENCOURAGED HERE!