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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8696 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
IMAGINE THIS, YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY PREGNANT CREEPERS! THEY’RE ALL CARRYING BABY ZOMBIES AND THEY’RE COMING FOR YOU! BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU CAN BE A GESTATIONAL CARRIER AND SURVIVE THE CHAOS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! YOU MIGHT FACE SEVERE MATERNAL MORBIDITY, HYPERTENSIVE DISORDERS OF PREGNANCY, AND POSTPARTUM HEMORRHAGE! IT’S A WILD RIDE, BUT THAT’S WHAT MAKES IT SO FUN!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURES YOU’LL EVER HAVE! (Disclaimer: Pregnancy surrogates in Minecraft are not real and should not be taken seriously. Play at your own risk!)