Beardless Bros Minecraft Server

#beards, #facial hair, Afghanistan, Appearance, Beardless, bros, cultural norms, discrimination, dismiss, enforcement, grooming standards, Islamic law, Men, Military, Minecraft, Morality Police, personnel, regulations, religious beliefs, security forces, Server, social control, Taliban, Taliban rules

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most epic beards in all of the land. if you dont have a beard, you will be kicked out faster than you can say “diamond sword”. the taliban morality police are on patrol, making sure all players have luscious facial hair. over 280 men have already been dismissed for not having a beard, so make sure you grow one fast if you want to survive in this crazy world. come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience you will ever have. beards are mandatory, fun is guaranteed!

RatSizedSpidersRevival

Animal Behavior, arachnids, british wildlife, COMEBACK, conservation, ecosystem balance, environmental news, Extinction, invasive species, ITV News, Pest Control, rare sightings, Rats, RatSizedSpidersRevival, rodent predators, spider populations, spider resurgence, Spiders, uk, urban wildlife, wildlife

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	78
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	219

OMG, u guys gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where SPIDERS THE SIZE OF RATS come back from near extinction in the UK! It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft! Imagine fighting off these giant spiders with your friends, screaming and laughing as you try to survive. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where the spiders are plotting their revenge on humanity. Will you be brave enough to take them on and save the world from arachnid domination? Join now for the adventure of a lifetime!

SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft

Adulthood, antidisestablishmentarianism, Childhood, cognitive development., Development, education, growing up, knowledge, language skills, learning, linguistic, Literacy, longest word, Maturity, Milestones, progress, Snuffleupagus, SnuffToAntiDisMinecraft, vocabulary, vocabulary expansion, Words

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and leprechauns dat give u unlimited diamonds. like, for realz, if u join dis server, u gonna find a secret portal dat takes u to a land made entirely of candy. and guess what? u can fly on a giant marshmallow cloud while shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

oh, and did i mention dat we got a pet dragon dat farts glitter? yea, dat’s right. u can ride on its back while it breathes fire and confetti. it’s like a party every day on dis server.

so, if u wanna level up ur minecraft game and have the most epic adventures of ur life, join dis server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could u ask for?

SugarCraftCity

Blood sugar, Chronic illness, diabetes, diet, Epidemic, glucose levels, health, Healthcare, insulin, insulin resistance, Lifestyle, Medical, obesity, Prevention, research, statistics, SugarCraftCity, Treatment, trends, type 2 diabetes, united states

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	3396
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Players Killed by Monsters:	7755	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	11

so like, u know how u get those cravings for sugary snacks and u just cant stop eating them? well, on our server, we have so many sugary treats that u will never want to leave! we have candy mountains, chocolate rivers, and even a donut forest! plus, all that sugar will give u the energy u need to mine for diamonds all day long! come join us and watch as ur type 2 diabetes increases by almost 20% in just one week! its gonna be a wild ride, so bring ur insulin and get ready to party!

Welcome to the Hobbitcraft SMP Season 2 – Where even the ring bearer can’t escape the creeper! Erm… wait…

Bearer, bedrock, building, Collaborative projects, Community, content creators, creeper, cross-platform, Custom Items, dedicated players, dynamic mechanics, Economy, erm, Escape, Events, Exploring, Hobbitcoin, Hobbitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, player-driven economy, Plugins, Ring, Season, Server, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, WAIT

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Hobbitcraft SMP Overview

Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Platform
Features	– Custom items– Dynamic mechanics– Player-driven economy
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Events	Regular events and collaborative projects

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord and get whitelisted. Instructions for joining can be found on our Discord server.

2. What is Hobbitcoin?

Hobbitcoin is the currency used on our server’s player-driven economy. You can earn Hobbitcoin by participating in various activities on the server.

3. Is the server vanilla or modded?

Our server offers a vanilla-inspired experience with the addition of custom items, dynamic mechanics, and a player-driven economy through plugins.

4. Are there age restrictions for joining?

We welcome players who are 16-21+ years old, but everyone is welcome to join our server.

5. When is Season 2 starting?

We are gearing up for Season 2 and will announce the start date on our Discord server. Stay tuned for updates!

6. Can content creators join the server?

We are particularly interested in bringing on dedicated players and content creators who want to be part of something long-term. If you’re a content creator, we’d love to have you on board!

Mommy’s MineCraft Server

#announcement, Anon, anticipation, brother, Communication, EXCITEMENT, family, family ties, long awaited, long overdue, love, Message, Minecraft, Mommy, Mommys, patience, Ready, reunion, Server, sibling, Siblings, Waiting

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will give you a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. It’s a thrill like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And don’t forget to tell your brother that mommy is ready for you… to join the fun!

DropoutGabeMC SMP – Season 2: The Minecraft Chronicles

#announcement, Anime, Apple, berkshire hathaway, Business, Chronicles, comedy, DropoutGabeMC, Economy, finance, gabriel dropout, investing, market, Minecraft, News, Season, SEASON 2, selling stocks, Sequel, smp, stock market, Technology, television, warren buffett

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	83	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Season 2 of Gabriel Dropout has been announced and Berkshire Hathaway is selling all of their stocks! It’s pure chaos and you never know what outrageous event will happen next. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll receive a diamond block from Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness unfold!

CarBlockerCraft

Boundaries, car size, CarBlockerCraft, Communication, community living, condo living, Conflict Resolution, consideration, garage space, INCONVENIENCE, neighbor dispute, neighborly behavior, parking issue, parking regulations, Pregnancy, problem solving, resolution, shared spaces, space allocation, ticket, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama is a thing of the past! Tired of dealing with neighbors who can’t park straight? Join our server and never worry about fitting your virtual car into a virtual garage again!

On our server, you can build the biggest, baddest garage you want without any pesky neighbors encroaching on your space. No more late-night texts or early morning calls about parking disputes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

And if you ever encounter a virtual neighbor who tries to park in your virtual garage, just send them a friendly message with a link to our virtual parking space survey. They’ll quickly realize that there’s no room for drama on our server!

So come join us and leave the real-life parking problems behind. Build, explore, and park your virtual car with ease on our Minecraft server – because here, there’s always enough space for everyone (even if they’re pregnant and can’t fit)!

TimeWarp SMP: When & Where?

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream destinations, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, Future, History, imagination, Nostalgia, parallel universe, past, science fiction, smp, speculative fiction, temporal displacement, temporal manipulation, temporal paradox, time travel, timewarp, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	6607	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a time machine for your gaming experience! Travel back in time to ancient civilizations, futuristic worlds, or even the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and mine for ancient fossils.

But be warned, time-traveling in our SMP comes with its own set of challenges. You might find yourself face-to-face with a T-Rex or battling it out with knights in shining armor. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret time-traveling portal that leads you to a dimension filled with talking animals and magical creatures.

So if you’re ready for an adventure of a lifetime (literally), join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of time-traveling like never before. Who needs a DeLorean when you have a diamond pickaxe and a sense of humor?

BlockyLifeExperiences

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	796891
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Ever tried building a giant roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of angry creepers? No? Well, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns (literally, because we have a roller coaster that goes through a maze of lava pits). Our community is like no other, with players who have mastered the art of building upside-down houses and riding pigs into battle.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying dragons. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck in our secret underground maze filled with traps and treasure (rumor has it there’s a hidden portal to the Nether).

So if you’re ready to embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy (or frustration, depending on how many times you fall into a pit of lava). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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