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Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Farms Harvested:	990	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Animals Bred:	130	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	746	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	914443

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	461
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ores Mined:	7247	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8354	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Block Punch Mania

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6277	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2278
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5655
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”