come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!
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RubioCraft2020
Do you want to join a Minecraft server where even politicians can’t resist the urge to vote? Well, on our server, Marco Rubio got a whopping 99 votes for Sec of State because he promised to build a diamond castle for every player. But don’t worry, every other Sec barely met the threshold because they were too busy trying to mine for rare ores to focus on their campaign. Join us now and see what crazy shenanigans await you! -
Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server
yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?
so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

