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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8317 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 7713 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
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