Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!
EatCraft: No Control Zone
FastingFrenzyCraft
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?
Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?
NoobNoMoreMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.