Are you tired of judgmental grandmas accusing you of being a lazy parent? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate kids losing weight by dancing and spinning equipment! Our colorguard team is so lit, you’ll be dropping pounds faster than you can say “burger and pizza diet”. Plus, our marching band in the fall will have you marching to the beat of your own drumstick. Don’t let anyone tell you how to parent, join us and let your kids spin their way to a healthier lifestyle (without sacrificing the occasional cookie or soda, of course). Come join the fun and leave the haters behind!
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NoobNoMoreMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all, even those with a history of failed military attempts? Look no further! Our server is perfect for sensitive souls who prefer virtual battles over physical ones. Join us and receive exclusive discounts for veterans (even if your only battle scar is a sprained ankle). Plus, stand up and be recognized as a true warrior…or sit down and game on, we won’t judge! Come join the fun and prove that trying, even if it’s just trying to join the military, makes you a hero in our book.


