March comes in like a lion – Official Opening Minecraft Servers

Dumped by GF Minecraft Server

Breakup, coping, depression, Despair, DUMPED, emotional pain, expensive gifts, Grief, heart attack, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, overdose, PILLS, relationship, seeking help, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on your Minecraft girlfriend, only to have her dump you for someone with better enchantments? Well, look no further! Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again because all the players are just blocks! No more spending millions on virtual gifts, just spend your time building epic structures and battling mobs with your new blocky buddies.

Plus, our server has a secret potion that can make you invincible in PvP battles – no need to overdose on over the counter pills to escape your woes, just chug this potion and watch as your enemies flee in fear! So come join us and leave your real-life drama behind, because on our server, the only heart attacks you’ll have are from all the excitement of playing on the best Minecraft server ever!

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5864
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Mind Control Minecraft Server

Boundaries, consent, control, Ethics, influence, Legal, Manipulation, manipulation abilities, manipulation boundaries, manipulation consequences, manipulation effects, manipulation guidelines, manipulation laws, manipulation powers, manipulation regulations, manipulation restrictions, Mind, mind manipulation, Minecraft, morality, Powers, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t have mind manipulation powers (for legal reasons, of course), but we do have some seriously twisted gameplay that will leave you questioning reality.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret potion that will make any woman you find interesting have to deal with you. That’s right, no more awkward first dates or rejection letters – just pure, unadulterated mind control.

So come on down to our server and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the madness, or you might never want to leave!

Shameful Programmer Minecraft SMP

coding community, cyberbullying, developer community, digital harassment, digital reputation, internet culture, Minecraft, online accountability, online behavior, online criticism, online shaming, post, professional conduct, programmer, Programmers, programming ethics, shameful, Shaming, smp, social media, Software Development, software engineers, tech industry, technology sector

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Towns Built:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	219

Are you tired of being shamed for your coding skills? Do you want a place where your redstone contraptions are celebrated, not ridiculed? Join our Minecraft SMP where programmers rule the land! We have secret coding challenges hidden throughout the world, where only the most elite programmers can uncover the treasures within. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a coding duel! Don’t miss out on the most epic programmer-friendly SMP out there!

Crafty VTube Minecraft Server

#VNDB, Anime, Character development, collaboration, Crafty, creativity, Digital Media, fan culture, Gaming Community, Interactive Fiction, Minecraft, online entertainment, Server, storytelling, streaming, video games, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, visual novels, voice acting, vtube, vtuber visual novels, Vtubers, vtvn

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2268	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, you can find rare diamonds just by punching a tree. And not just any diamonds, but diamonds that sparkle like the eyes of a thousand kittens. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant virtual YouTuber who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. So come join us and experience the thrill of mining, building, and laughing your way to victory! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden visual novel based on your favorite vtuber while you’re at it. The possibilities are endless on this wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

Deviate

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Faction, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Ranking, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Soup, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

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Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult gaming, adult mods, adult simulation, character creation, custom content, explicit content, explicit gameplay, FANTASY, female version, girl, green eyes, haired, Minecraft, porn mods, role playing, Server, short, short haired girl, simulation game, the sims 4, virtual sex, virtual world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Aspie, aspies, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, streaming, TRASHY, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

TowerPixel

Adventure, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	9124
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

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