u know what’s better than tariffs? joining this epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own wall to keep out all the mobs and griefers! trust me, u won’t need tariffs when u have a diamond sword to protect ur land. plus, we have a special event where u can throw eggs at players from mexico, canada, and china for extra loot! join now and make minecraft great again!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
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MexiCanCraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on mexico and canada”? well, on this minecraft server, we got our own tariffs goin’ on! but don’t worry, they’re totally fun and not gonna hurt your wallet. join us on march 4 for some crazy trade wars and see who can build the biggest wall (spoiler alert: it’s gonna be me). come on, you know you wanna be a part of this madness! let’s make minecraft great again!