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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3946 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 430 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!
