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CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, alcohol consumption, alcohol tolerance, away games, college alma mater, college buddies, CraftyBooze, drinking alcohol, family dynamics, Football Fans, hosting parties, kids parties, Minecraft, NEW FRIEND, oktoberfest, parent’s concerns, parenting choices, Rager, school functions, Server, social etiquette, social gatherings, son’s friend

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	3534
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

HairCraftMoms

2024.., Adopted, aita, asking, Black, daughter’s hair, friendship, grandmother, haircare advice, HairCraftMoms, Help, INFORMATION, mixed race, mom, NEW FRIEND, overstepping boundaries, parenting, salons, Upset, white parents

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	196	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Farms Harvested:	306
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

SportyMinecraftSMP

athletic training, challenging sports, extreme sports, hardest sport, mental toughness, physical endurance, sports accomplishments, sports achievements, sports activities, sports challenges, sports competitions, sports difficulties, sports experiences, sports obstacles, sports performance, sports skills, Sportsmanship, SportyMinecraftSMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	131
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, debunking myths, false beliefs, false impressions, hobby, Job, misapprehensions, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, misconstrued, misinterpretation, misjudged, misrepresentation, misunderstandings, misunderstood, Myths, preconceived notions, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

OligarchyCraft

95% of humanity, economic disparity, economic inequality, economic injustice, global elite, global oligarchy, global wealth gap, global wealth inequality, income inequality, OligarchyCraft, oxfam, POVERTY, social justice, top 1, UN General Assembly, wealth concentration, wealth disparity, wealth distribution, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

astronomers, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, Black Holes, cosmology, crucial role, Dark, Dark Matter, decay, decay of dark matter, early universe, Formation, formation of black holes, Fun, Hole, matter, scientific research, SMBHs, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, triggering, Universe

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

#ags, Active players, aunts, Biomes, Claims, Community, cooler, decoration blocks, discord server, Dungeons, friend requests, Homes, mobs, Modded Gameplay, multiplayer, new members, pc requirements, Pets, pokemon, Potato, salad, SEASON 2, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Whitelist, Whitelists

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	614	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10

AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

arrest, Assassin, attempted assassination, Blackmail, CHARGE, child pornography, Conspiracy, CP possession, Crafty, criminal charges, Deepstate, family, Minecraft, News, Politics, Ryan Routh, scandal, Server, Son, threat, trump, Trumps, Warning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Nice, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8237
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	1919	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runes Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	526458
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!