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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9706 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 120 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 61 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.
So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!