Maphorisa Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
New Chunks Explored:	318119	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ores Mined:	6011
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Votes:	1410
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	935	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Mines Excavated:	1279
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Animals Bred:	85	Farms Harvested:	147
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Potions Brewed:	92	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mines Excavated:	3452
Epic Battles Fought:	16	New Chunks Explored:	660402
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!