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Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, bad behavior, Cultural differences, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful tourists, foreign visitors, foreigners, foreigners go home, hate, i hate, intolerance, Minecraft, negative experiences, Noobs, Nuisance, Nuisance Foreigners, Outta, Rude, Server, unwanted guests, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Star Shards Collected:	241	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	6

Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

/The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

Achievements, Andy, calg, Chapter 3A, chapter 4, Coffin, Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough, decay, general, General #270, guides, Leyley, mega.nz, Minecraft, Nemlei, News, previous games, Previous thread, Progress Report #10, Routes, smp, Stars, Store link, Subroutes, the coffin of andy and leyley

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Golem, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Letter from the Producer LIVE, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Monthly Male Meetup, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Watch Party., Primal Mist, Server, Shared FATE meetup, The Crow, Twin Peaks Season 2, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Archive Minecraft SMP

Access, Archive, backup, Censorship, data, DELETE, Digital, GOOGLE, History, INFORMATION, internet, long term, Memory, Minecraft, preservation, Propaganda, Purge, SECURITY, smp, Storage, Technology

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254
Void Armor Forged:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Potions Brewed:	106
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8157
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Minecraft, moe, Obsession, Otaku, popular culture, Server, waifu

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

from, long tail tag, me, Minecraft, Putins, rescue, SAVED, Server, that, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4683	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

Campaign, candidates, Champion, Championship, Competition, debate, election, ElectionMania, Event, Mania, Minecraft, outcome, Politics, prediction, Results, showdown, smp, Snatcher, strap, title holder, Victory, Voting, winner, winner announcement

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	4144	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!