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Pixel Potty Mouths

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Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that sell you enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low, low price of one rotten potato.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. Trust me, they’ve got some killer dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. Yeah, you heard me right. GOLDEN EGGS.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t be a noob, be a legend!

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KTCube — Minecraft game servers Minecraft server

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SpongeCraft

1.21.4, Community, costumes, Crates, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Minecraft, Minigames, Parkour, Play, Ranking system, Relics, Server, smp, SpongeCraft, Survival, Towny

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Features
Towny & Resource World
Toggleable keep inventory
Custom enchantments and relics
Player shops, auction houses, and server shop
Events, parkour, and minigames
Unique ranking system
Fun cosmetics
Jobs and level-up perks
Survival and vote crates

About Us
SpongeCraft is a community with a focus on building, community, and projects. We host events and have an active Discord.

Rules
No griefing, trolling, hacking, or inappropriate behavior.

Important Links
PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
Discord
Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I grief or troll other players on the server?

A: No, griefing, trolling, and ruining gameplay for others is not allowed on SpongeCraft.

Q: Are there any unfair advantages allowed on the server, such as hacking?

A: No, hacking or abusing unfair advantages is strictly prohibited on SpongeCraft.

Q: What kind of language and behavior is allowed on the server?

A: We aim to keep the server PG-13, so please refrain from using inappropriate language or behavior.

Q: How can I join events and what kind of prizes can I win?

A: You can join events on SpongeCraft by participating in the scheduled activities. Winners can receive in-game prizes and even gift cards at times.

Q: How can I stay updated on server changes and community news?

A: You can stay updated on server changes and community news through our Discord server and by regularly checking our website for announcements.

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.5

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Bro, forget about Yugioh, come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the Macarena.

Our server is like a crazy acid trip where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie chickens.

You’ll never get bored because we have secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons and treasure chests full of diamonds.

Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

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BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, BabyBumpCraft, carelessness, Communication, consequences, Decision making, emotions, EXCITEMENT, family, feelings, Guilt, Minecraft, miscarriage, OVULATION, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, Support, Timing, Understanding, Wedding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise drama and excitement just like this crazy family story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and wedding drama just like in the real world. 2. Build your own virtual family and navigate through tricky situations just like in this story. 3. Explore our server and discover secrets and surprises around every corner. 4. Make new friends and enemies as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life.

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation just as wild as this story.

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Snowy Pajama Party

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Join our Minecraft server and avoid real-life snow shoveling drama! No need to argue with your spouse about who should shovel first, just hop on our server and build snowmen to your heart’s content! Plus, you can enjoy a virtual cup of coffee while you play, no judgment here. Say goodbye to real-life chores and hello to endless fun on our server! Who needs real snow when you can have pixelated snow in Minecraft? Join now and shovel your way to happiness!

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HotMessCraft

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Are you tired of being surrounded by boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with the same old stereotypes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to break free from the false stereotype that only attractive people are worth your time. On our server, everyone is beautiful in their own unique way, even if your Minecraft skin is just a blocky mess of pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of supermodels who have been banished from the mainstream servers for being too fabulous. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate diamond armor set, but only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to find out.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with the most glamorous and eccentric Minecraft players around? Join us now and let your inner beauty shine!

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RampagingCarMan86

Capital Punishment, car rampage, China, crime, current events, death penalty, dozens, executes, Justice, Killed, law, Legal System, man, News, punishment, RampagingCarMan86, society, Tragedy, violence, world events

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even China is talking about it! They were so shook by how epic our Minecraft world is that they executed a man for causing a car rampage in real life. Like, talk about taking things too seriously, amirite? But hey, if you wanna join a server that’s so awesome it’s making headlines around the world, then you gotta come play with us! We’ve got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that’s so tight, it’s practically family. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most killer Minecraft server around!

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Finland Fishers’ Climate Quest

adaptation, climate, climate change, climate change adaptation, community resilience, conservation efforts, Decision-making power, environment degradation, environmental concerns, environmental impact, finland, fishers, Fishing Industry, knowledge, Lake Inari, monitoring data, Northern Finland, observations, overfishing, Quest, Resource Management, sustainable practices, traditional knowledge

so, like, come join our cray cray minecraft server, where we got fishers who know all about climate change and stuff. they be like, “yo, the environment be degrading, we be overfishing, and we ain’t got no say in what’s goin’ on.” but don’t worry, on our server, we be all about savin’ the fishies and makin’ sure everyone’s voice be heard. plus, we got like, magical fish that can fly and talk and stuff. so come on over and join the fishy fun!

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Parmesan Regiano Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, aged cheese, Cheese, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, dairy industry, dairy products, delicacy, DISHES, flavor, Food, Food Industry, Gourmet, Haven, Italian cheese, Italian Cuisine, parmasanaregiano, parmesan, recipes, Regiano, Taste

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a virtual paradise for gamers who love cheese! Imagine building your own cheese castle and battling mobs with cheese swords! It’s a dairy dream come true, man! Plus, there’s a secret cheese dungeon where you can find rare cheeses and unlock cheesy powers! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic fromage-filled adventure!

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