NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
New Chunks Explored:	70460	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crops Grown:	1455
Meteorites Collected:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6695	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Secret Passages Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	676	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Votes:	5005
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3232	Dragons Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

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