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Minecraft SMP: Mallow Mao’s Pokegirl Fanclub

4chan, A, Anime, Board, Character, discussion, fan favorite, Fanclub, Fandom, favorite character, favorite pokegirl, mallow, mao, maos, Minecraft, opinion, Pokegirl, PokeGirls, pokemon, Rumors, smp, speculation, Thread, true or false

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Farms Harvested:	298
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and become part of a community where Mallow/Mao is not just a favorite pokegirl, but the queen of all pokegirls! We have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we hoard all the rare candies.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves and granted unlimited diamonds for eternity. Plus, our resident creeper tamer, Steve, will show you his collection of pet creepers that he’s trained to do the Macarena on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. It’s a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and pokegirl debates that will leave you questioning your sanity.

HolyCraft: Xi & Mao’s Block Party

authoritarianism, BLOCK, China, Chinese churches, Christianity, communism, controversial, cultural revolution, Holycraft, idolatry, Jesus, Mao Zedong, maos, Mary, Party, political leaders, Propaganda, Religion, religious freedom, religious persecution, state control, state-sanctioned worship, Worship, Xi Jinping

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Animals Bred:	161	Villages Defended:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	5589
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	487
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Farms Harvested:	930
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	855
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Farms Harvested:	733
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	202	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5564
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4022	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Farms Harvested:	629
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1998	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mines Excavated:	3951	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	103
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?