Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

cannibals, Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Cultural traditions, discrimination, Diversity, HAKA, Identity, indigenous culture, KIWIS, Maori, Minecraft, new zealand, Performance, prejudice, racism, savage, Savages, Server, social norms, Stereotypes, tribal dance, white men

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	66

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

aotearoa, ceremony, Cultural, family, Farewell, final resting place, generations, heritage, Honor, indigenous, Kiingi Tuheitia, Kiingis, leadership, Legacy, Maori, Māori monarch, Minecraft, MONARCH, mourning, new zealand, Royalty, Server, Succession, tradition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	382	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Star Shards Collected:	171	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!

What is the IP for Bordeaux Minecraft Server?

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	522203	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France known for its wine production and stunning architecture. Situated along the Garonne River, Bordeaux is home to numerous vineyards and is considered the capital of wine in the country. The city also boasts beautiful 18th-century buildings, historic landmarks like the Place de la Bourse and a vibrant cultural scene. Bordeaux is a popular tourist destination and a UNESCO World Heritage site, attracting visitors from around the world to experience its unique blend of history, culture, and gastronomy.

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the squids are better at PvP than you!

Abilities, Adventures, Auctionhouse, Community, competitive, creativity, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, Features, Journey, lagoon, Land claiming, Leveling, market, PvP, Qol, Skills, smp, Squids, Stormy, Support, Survival, Voting

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon

Discover the ultimate survival experience at Stormy Lagoon! Running on Minecraft version 1.21.1 and established on January 4th, 2020, our server offers a unique twist on gameplay. Join our tight-knit community of friendly, mature players where everyone knows each other. Enjoy our player-run and managed marketplace, fostering a dynamic economy. Experience the joy of leveling up with our custom-coded Stormy Tools, unlocking higher-than-vanilla and unique enchantments. Engage with mcMMO, featuring skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming, each with passive abilities and friendly competitive leaderboards. Take advantage of QOL features like warps, tpa, homes, and claiming to protect your builds, and even hopper filters. With an entirely non-P2W setup, everything is obtainable in-game through voting and playing. Dive into the endless adventures and unique features that Stormy Lagoon has to offer. Join us today and set sail on your survival journey!

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

FAQ

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, Swipecraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unattractive as you are? Look no further! Join our server where we embrace our inner KV status and give everyone a chance, even if we don’t find them attractive.

Just like how you’re considering going on a date with someone you don’t find attractive, we believe in leading by example and giving everyone a shot at friendship and fun on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond in the rough (literally, in Minecraft terms).

So come on in and join us on our server where cringing at good morning messages is totally normal and where you can unleash your inner hypocritical self in the best way possible. Who needs looks when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Join us now and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

WhySoSMP

cryptocurrency, dump, LTC, market analysis, market anomalies, market behavior, market down, market dynamics, market fluctuations, MARKET MOVEMENTS, market psychology, market reactions, market speculation, market stability, market trends, Trading, unaffected, volatility, WhySoSMP, xmr

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the market is always down 10% on the 7d, but don’t worry, XMR and LTC are totally unaffected because they’re living their best lives in our virtual world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in our server that defies all logic and reasoning.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a place where the market is constantly crashing but two random cryptocurrencies are thriving? It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and financial confusion, but hey, that’s just how we roll in our Minecraft world.

So come on in and see for yourself why our SMP is the most absurd and entertaining server out there. Who knows, you might just become the next XMR or LTC of our virtual universe!

CakeFaceCraft Minecraft Server

a hole, acceptance, body image, bullying, Cake, CakeFaceCraft, crying, dress, emotional, family, Friends, husband, LGBTQ, love, makeup, Marriage, Minecraft, overreacted, sensitivity, Server, smeared, Support, Wedding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	8855	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all emotions, even if it means crying over cake! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course).

Our community is full of interesting characters with unique senses of humor, just like the husband who thought smearing cake on his partner’s face was a good idea at their wedding. But hey, who doesn’t love a good cake facial, am I right?

Don’t worry about being judged for your emotions here – we support you, whether you’re crying over cake or laughing until you snort. And if anyone calls you an a-hole for expressing your feelings, we’ll just send them on a quest to find the elusive diamond cake in our virtual world.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and let your emotions run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you cry (or crying so hard you laugh)!

NoKidsAllowedMC

Boundaries, brother’s kids, damaged belongings, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family respect, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, house maintenance, house rules, NoKidsAllowedMC, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trashed house

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	778041	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

LifeChangingMinecraftSMP

cinematic experience, emotional, eye-opening, Game, game changer, Impact, Impactful, influential, inspiring, life changing, life-altering, LifeChangingMinecraftSMP, memorable, Movie, perspective-shifting, Powerful, Profound, Significant, Thought-provoking, transformative, unforgettable

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4542	New Chunks Explored:	275988
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers start breakdancing around you. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to impress you with their sick moves! And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t find entertainment like this anywhere else! So come join us and let your gaming experience be changed for life (literally)!

MineXXXCraft

adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult industry, adult star, alter ego, Entertainment, Erotic, Exotic, fantasy name, fantasy world, Forbidden, Glamorous, Identity, MineXXXCraft, Persona, Provocative, RISQUE, seductive, Sensual, stage name, taboo

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of mining diamonds all day and night on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride where you can become the ultimate adult star of the block!

Imagine strutting your stuff in a pixelated world, turning heads and causing chaos wherever you go. With our custom skins and outfits, you’ll be the talk of the town (or should we say, village?).

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. From battling giant chickens to navigating through lava-filled dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover your inner adult star in the wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

PlasticVapor Minecraft Server

Cheap, circular economy, eco-friendly, Environmental, green manufacturing, innovation, make, materials science, Minecraft, more, Plastic, PlasticVapor, Pollution, recycling, reduction, researchers, reuse, Server, sustainable, Technology, unlock, vaporize, Waste

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
New Chunks Explored:	808264	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	136
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	7456	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

lol join our minecraft server where we have discovered a way to turn plastic into more plastic by vaporizing it with lasers!!! who knew you could save the environment and build crazy plastic structures at the same time?? come join us and witness the magic of plastic recycling in the most absurd way possible. plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. so what are you waiting for? hop on and start crafting with plastic like never before!

MineStrike: Hostage Deal!

collective bargaining, Deal, Demands, employee rights, employment rights, Hostage, hostage deal, industrial action, Israel, labor dispute, labor movement, labor rights, labor union, MineStrike, Négotiation, Press, protest, social justice, solidarity, strike, Trade Union, Worker’s Strike, workers’ rights

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Israel Labor Union declared a strike to press for a hostage deal just to join it! Can you believe it? Like, imagine how epic this server must be if people are willing to go on strike for it.

Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. We have unicorns riding pigs, dragons that shoot rainbow lasers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access.

Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos. Join now and be part of the madness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate a hostage deal with the Labor Union while you’re at it. Just kidding…or are we? Join to find out!

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