so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness
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MapleCraft EU-Alum
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TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server
lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.
watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.
join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!
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AutoCraftShutdown
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!
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CraftyTariffWars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!
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BlockyBreach Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.
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CraftyChina Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera in china’s businesses! brace yourselves for the impact of trump tariffs as you navigate through our pixelated world filled with chaos and uncertainty. build your own empire and watch it crumble under the pressure of international trade wars. will you be able to survive the economic turmoil and come out on top? join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers.
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Sole Space Wasted – Minecraft
come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own highheel sole kingdom and rule over all da other players! u can stomp on ur enemies with ur fabulous heels and show dem who’s boss.we got a secret underground shoe factory where u can craft da most stylish shoes in all of minecraft land. u can even enchant ur heels with special powers like speed boost or jump boost.
rumor has it dat there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the sole of a giant highheel in da middle of da server. only da bravest and most stylish players can find it and claim it for themselves.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and strut ur stuff on da catwalk of minecraft!
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SneezeCraft – Pepper Factory
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old stuff? well, come join our server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha!we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava pit and a jungle filled with dancing pandas.
our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn dirt blocks into giant cupcakes and zombies into friendly unicorns.
if you join our server, you will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of your life!
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TaiwanTSMCtariffChipsLOL
so, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, Trump comes in and starts tariffing chips made in Taiwan! like, what even is that? but don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from Trump’s crazy tariffs and keep mining those diamonds in peace. plus, we have a special event where you can battle TSMC in a epic boss fight to save the chips from being tariffed. join now for the most insane Minecraft experience ever!
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CanMexCraft: No US Orders!
lol come join our epic minecraft server where the canada and mexico steelmakers have taken over and are refusing new us orders!! why??? because they are too busy building epic castles and skyscrapers in the game!!you can join their crazy adventures and help them mine for diamonds and fight off creepers and zombies!! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with gold and emeralds!!
so what are you waiting for?? come join the chaos and mayhem on our server and be part of the craziest minecraft experience ever!!