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RedCapHarvestCrafters

agriculture, AMERICANS, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, employment, Harvesting, job market, job seekers, job vacancies, Jobs, labor force, manual labor, Politics, red states, RedCapHarvestCrafters, redcaps, reddit, rural areas, unemployed, work opportunities, Workforce

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5371
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	597	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

More and More Minecraft SMP

ceiling light, changing oil, christmas lights, DECEMBER, diy, empowerment, equality, feminism, front porch, gender equality, gender roles reversed, gender stereotypes, holiday decorations, household tasks, husband, manual labor, Minecraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor night light, smp, traditional roles, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a twisted version of reality where women are the ones taking charge! That’s right, you’ll see women mowing the lawn, changing the oil in cars, and even drilling out and screwing on outdoor night lights while their husbands pass them screws like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us for a wild ride where gender roles are flipped upside down and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wacky server? So come on in and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Living for Minecraft SMP

career choices, Consciousness, coping mechanisms, economic necessity, entry level jobs, fast food, grocery store, incentive, intolerable, job market, Living, manual labor, mental health, Minecraft, MONEY, motivation, office jobs, smp, societal pressure, Suffering, Survival, work ethic, working for a living

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	918
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of the daily grind of working for a living? Do you find office jobs completely intolerable and manual labor wrecking your body? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from the mundane world of work!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and create without the stress of a 9-5 job. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who have also questioned the meaning of working for a living. We’ve even had players who have quit their jobs in real life to dedicate more time to our SMP – now that’s dedication!

So why suffer through the daily grind when you can join our Minecraft SMP and live a life of adventure and creativity? Who needs money when you have diamonds and emeralds to mine? Say goodbye to office jobs and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

KurskCraft: Dig for Cash!

Cash, compensation, construction, Dig, Digging, eastern europe, employment, financial incentive, hard work, incentives, Infrastructure, job market, job opportunity, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Labor, manual labor, russia, Russian economy, trenches, wages, work opportunity, workers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magic Items Found:	3513
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

yo yo yo, u wanna make mad cash while diggin’ some trenches? come join our Minecraft server where we pay u up to $4000 to dig trenches in Kursk Oblast!

imagine gettin’ paid to do what u love in Minecraft – diggin’ holes! but wait, there’s more! we got secret treasure buried in them trenches, so u might just stumble upon some diamonds or ancient artifacts while u work.

plus, our server is run by a team of Russian spies who are always watching u, so u better watch ur back while u dig. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

so what u waitin’ for? come join us and start diggin’ for that sweet, sweet cash and treasure! it’s gonna be a wild ride, comrade.

60kGuarantee Minecraft SMP

60kGuarantee, career advancement, Career Change, career prospects, decent salary, engineering (industry), engineering route, guaranteed income, high paying job, job guarantee, Job Opportunities, job satisfaction, job security, job stability, manual labor, mechanical engineering, Minecraft, Professional Growth, salary expectations, skilled labor, smp, technical skills, tired of labor

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of breaking your back doing manual labor? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual mechanical engineer!

Not only will you be able to design and build insane redstone contraptions, but you’ll also have the chance to make virtual bank with a salary of at least 60k diamonds a year!

Forget about the real world, join our SMP and live out your wildest engineering dreams! Who needs a boring job when you can have a virtual one that pays in shiny virtual diamonds? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!

HusbandChefGriefGone

compassion, constructive criticism, Cooking, education, family, family dynamics, Farm, Gratitude, growth, husband, HusbandChefGriefGone, Life skills, Literacy, manual labor, numeracy, progress, Skills, social interactions, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my in-laws? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with blocks and creepers instead of passive-aggressive comments.

Join us for a chance to escape your own family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the night.

Our server is perfect for those looking to start fresh and learn new skills, just like my husband did when he ran away from his farm life. Who needs literacy and numeracy skills when you can mine for diamonds and battle zombies?

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and let loose in our virtual world. Plus, we promise not to judge your cooking skills like my in-laws did to my poor husband.

So come join us on this crazy adventure and show your family that you can thrive in any environment, even a virtual one. See you in the game!

ChoreCraft: Hubby Edition

Approval, chore list, ChoreCraft, Communication, Complaints, daycare program, division of labor, Edition, efficiency, ENERGY, Financial, Hospital, Hubby, husband, hybrid schedule, Kids, manual labor, Marriage, Nurse, overnight shift, pay bump, savings, work hours

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Animals Bred:	122
Ores Mined:	891	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down? Look no further than our server, where the craziest of adventures await!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will leave you screaming with delight. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where you might just stumble upon a magical unicorn or two.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mines Excavated:	4795
Dimension Hops:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

car trouble, childcare, DEADLINE, doctor appointment, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP, Fake, family emergency, get out of work, Job, lie, Meeting, mental health, overslept, personal issue, RESPONSIBILITY, sick, stress, traffic, work, work excuse

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Farms Harvested:	892

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

Behavior, cleanliness, common practices, conformity, cultural norms, Digging4Diamonds, Disgusting, everyday actions, gross, habits, hygiene, Manners, personal care, Repulsive, revolting, social expectations, societal norms, societal standards, taboo, unhygienic, Unpleasant

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

Active Staff, auction house, Casual players, CREEPERS, cry, diamonds, Fly, Goodbye, Griefers, InstaCraft, Join, Minimal Restrictions, Multiplayer Sleep, Non-toxic environment, Player Shops, Positive Contribution, public server, PvE, quality gameplay, Server Stability, Silk-Spawners, Technical Limits, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1648	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Villages Defended:	14
Towns Built:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

assault, assault weapons ban, Ban, firearm restrictions, gun ban proposal, gun control, gun legislation, gun policy, gun reform, gun regulation, gun rights, gun violence prevention, Minecraft, political activism, political controversy, Political debate, political statement, presidential protection, presidential safety, presidential security, Public Safety, save Trump, second amendment, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

The Blocky Blacksmith Minecraft SMP

Actors, Anthony Hopkins, Backlash, blackface, blacksmith, blocky, controversy, criticism, cultural appropriation, Diversity, film industry, History, Hollywood, insensitive, makeup, Minecraft, offensive, Performance, portrayal, public perception, racism, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	6578
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Towns Built:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Our server mascot is a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us now!

DadTax.exe

aita, Arguing, back pay, calculation, dad, DadTax.exe, decent paying job, driving a wedge, freeloading, good relationship, installments, Living at home, moving out, never mentioned, out of the blue, OWE, refusing to pay, Rent, saving money, shock, taking advantage, UNFAIR

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Votes:	1513	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Are you tired of freeloading off your dad in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without ever being asked to pay rent!

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your dad demanding back pay for all those years of living rent-free. Join us and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can craft your own storylines, like the time your virtual dad suddenly asked for rent after two years of peaceful cohabitation. Will you pay up or rebel against the system? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom of building without the burden of rent payments. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

WakeUpCraft SMP

alarm clock, Breakfast, brush teeth, check phone, Drink water, Exercise, first thing, get dressed, get out of bed, healthy habits, meditate, morning routine, productive morning, self-care, shower, smp, start the day, stretch, Wake Up, WakeupCraft, wash face, yawn

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6276
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crops Grown:	7556
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Do you log onto our Minecraft SMP, of course! Because who needs breakfast when you can start your day by building a giant chicken statue out of diamond blocks? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a secret underground lair where all the creepers hang out after a long day of exploding. So what are you waiting for? Wake up and join the fun!

ChipCraft: Spud-tacular Flavor!

barbecue, best, cheddar, ChipCraft, classic, crunchy, DELICIOUS, flavor, Food, jalapeno, Plain, Popular, potato chips, salt and vinegar, SALTY, Savory, snack, sour cream and onion, spicy, spudtacular, SWEET, Tasty

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	291969	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old potato chip flavors like plain, salted, or barbecue? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a whole new flavor experience! Join us and feast your taste buds on our exclusive “Unicorn Farts” potato chip flavor – made with real unicorn magic and rainbow sprinkles for a taste sensation that will blow your mind (and possibly your taste buds)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Palace, where players can compete in epic chip-eating challenges to win exclusive in-game prizes. Rumor has it that the Potato Chip King himself resides in the palace, guarding the secret recipe for the world’s most addictive chip flavor.

So come on down to our server and get ready to crunch, munch, and chomp your way to victory in the wackiest potato chip adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knew that a simple question about potato chip flavors could lead to such a wild and crazy Minecraft server?

NATOcraft: Finnish Border Fun

Alliance, Baltic, border, cooperation, Defense, defense infrastructure, Europe, finland, FINNISH, Fun, Geopolitics, headquarters, Helsinki, international relations, Military, military presence, nato, NATOcraft, Region, russia, SECURITY, Strategic

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Crops Grown:	7175
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

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