Manspread Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	273
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	9544
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3975	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2055	Enchantments Applied:	177
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Towns Built:	10
Crops Grown:	2862	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	109
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	New Chunks Explored:	30265

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!