mansplaining in 5 words… Minecraft Servers

SkateGateCraft

Argument, babysitting savings, college student, competitive skating, compromise, expensive skates, family drama, figure skating, financial struggle, Niece, parental intervention, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined skates, Selfishness, sibling conflict, single mom, sister, SkateGateCraft, skates, Tension

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggle of having your precious skates ruined by a well-meaning niece! Join us for a chance to win virtual skates that will never rust or get ruined, no matter how much soap and scrubbing they endure!

Our server is a place where you can escape the drama of family arguments over damaged skates and instead focus on building your dream world. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own epic stories in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only tension you’ll feel is the excitement of exploring new worlds and crafting amazing creations!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousing, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, teasing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Votes:	7990
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dimension Hops:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone finding diamonds? Well, get ready for a server that will make your virtual world explode with excitement!

Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!

ReefRageCraft

bleaching event, CATASTROPHIC, climate change, conservation, coral bleaching, coral health, coral mortality, Coral Reefs, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean temperature, reef ecosystems, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Crops Grown:	6533	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like the great barrier reef but without all the bleaching, unless you count our players who are so good they make the corals jealous. we got dolphins riding pigs, turtles building sandcastles, and mermaids trading diamonds for sea pickles.

our underwater city is lit af, with skyscrapers made of kelp and a subway system run by squids. you can even ride a giant seahorse to get around, just watch out for the kraken that likes to photobomb your selfies.

we have epic quests like finding the lost treasure of captain nemo and battling the evil sea witch who’s trying to turn all the fish into zombies. plus, every full moon we have a rave on the beach with DJ spongebob spinning the tunes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the craziest underwater world you’ve ever seen. just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild.

Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Ls – Sj Start your journey Minecraft server

Adventure, clean, Connect, construction, discoveries, enhanced gameplay, Events, Explore, friendly community, Friends, Fun, gaming experiences, gaming space, Ls-Sj, Minecraft, new season, registration, travel, Vanilla, vanilla mode

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3055
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

? Join the world of Ls-Sj! ?

? Server name: Ls-Sj

? IP: Ls-Sj.fun

? Season starts: 18.01 at 18:00

⚙️ Version: 1.21.1

? Mode: Vanilla+

We invite all Minecraft fans to explore our unique Ls-Sj server, where every adventure will be unforgettable! We’re creating the perfect gaming space for those who love clean, fun gaming experiences with some fun features thrown in!

✨ Why exactly Ls-Sj?

– Vanilla+ Mode: Enjoy the classic Minecraft gameplay with enhancements that will make your time even more fun!

– New Season: Don’t miss the chance to be part of our new season, which starts on January 18th! New products, interesting events and many friends await you!

– Friendly community: Here you will meet open and responsive players who are ready to help you in any endeavor.

– Convenient registration: To get onto the server, just fill out a short form on our website. This process only takes a few minutes and your application will be processed very quickly!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of our friendly family! Connect to us on January 18 at 18:00 via IP Ls-Sj.fun, register on our website and discover a world full of adventures and new acquaintances. Get ready for travel, construction and amazing discoveries in Ls-Sj!

? We are waiting for you!

ls-sj.fun

MysticCraft Realm 1.20

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG, join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like /vsj+/ but in blocky form! We got VShojo and vtubers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen! It’s like a virtual party, but with pickaxes and creepers! Build your own virtual world with these awesome streamers, it’s gonna be lit AF! And don’t forget to check out the official channels for even more fun! Come join us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic time! 🎉🔥🤪

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Farms Harvested:	309
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2317
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Crops Grown:	6075
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality