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FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ores Mined:	2569
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

LipetskCraft – Bomb-Free Zone

airstrike, BombFree, bombs destroyed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Lipetsk airbase, LipetskCraft, Military Action, military operation, News, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, source, Ukrainian strike, update, War, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	6854
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well then come join our server where we blow up 700 bombs every day just for fun! we’re so crazy, we make the ukrainian strike against russia’s lipetsk airbase look like child’s play! join us if u wanna have a blast (literally)! trust us, it’s the bomb dot com!

ClyxSMP

ClyxSMP, INFORMATION, Join, members, Minecraft, new, presidents, Server, smp, Survival, Unique Features

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3001	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

ClyxSMP is a new survival SMP trying to get members! We have unique features like presidents. We have more information on the server so why don’t you join?

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Mop and Bucket SMP: Where even janitors can be heroes! Join now for squeaky clean adventures on a vanilla server with a twist!

Adventures, application, balanced rules, bucket, clean, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Heroes, Imagemaps, Janitors, Join, Moderators, mop, Nations, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, Server, smp, squeaky, Stories, Twist, Vanilla, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5169
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2905

Server Name	Janitors Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical Lore and Roleplay
Server Version	1.21
Key Features	Creating fantasy nations, diplomacy, war, player-made events, plugins for enhanced roleplay
Discord	Join our Discord!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server!
What plugins does the server use?	Plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
What sets Janitors Closet SMP apart from other servers?	We focus on creating a tightly knit community with balanced rules, allowing everyone a chance to shape the server with their ideas and builds.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, players can engage in special player-made events and participate in diplomacy, war, and more within their fantasy nations.

Blocky Minds Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever a player walks by.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by a ghostly cow who leaves behind trails of enchanted steak wherever it goes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco club where the skeletons bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Fill out this survey on mental health and sexuality for science and join our insane Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7656
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Emeralds Found:	8503	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	166	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Runes Activated:	2

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1546
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!