Mansplain Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FitCraft: Mansplain Edition

abs, aita, body composition, body fat, body image, calories, Credentials, dieting, Edition, FitCraft, FITNESS, fitness industry, health, impossible standards, Mansplain, mansplained, mansplaining, nutrition, Unhealthy, unrealistic expectations, weight loss, wellness, Women’s Health

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Votes:	5239	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8215	Potions Brewed:	81
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of people bragging about their unrealistic body goals on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to escape the madness!

Join us and you’ll meet players who claim to have 5% body fat from only eating 500 calories a day for years! That’s right, we have the most dedicated and delusional players around. Who needs visible abs when you can have impossible standards instead?

And if anyone tries to mansplain the facts to you, just tell them you know your body better than anyone else! So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door – because here, the crazier the claim, the better!

RoachCraft: Where even the bugs are scared!

arachnids, Arthropods, Bat, bugs, centipede, Cockroach, creepy crawlies, fear of insects, fear of pests, insects, myrmecophobia, never encountered, Phobia, rat, reptiles, RoachCraft, rodents, Scared, SNAKE, spider, urban pests, wildlife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2462	Buildings Constructed:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of the real world and dive into a world where cockroaches ride rats like horses, spiders the size of houses lurk in the shadows, and bats fly around dropping loot like it’s nobody’s business.

Join us and explore a land where snakes build skyscrapers, centipedes run the economy, and you never know what kind of crazy creature you’ll encounter next.

Forget about boring old Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride through a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant spider trying to eat you).

GuraCraft: Where Unironic Fans Unite!

Behavior, Community, Dedication, Entertainment, Fandom, Fans, Gaming, GuraCraft, hololive, influencers, internet culture, ironic fans, loyalty, online personalities, resurgence, social media, streaming, Support, trends, unironic, Unironic Gura fans, unite, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of ironic Gura fans who are ready to take on the world of Minecraft in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of Gura to creating underwater cities in her honor, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find unironic fans who not only excuse Gura’s behavior, but celebrate it with wild parties and events. Who knew that playing Minecraft could be so exciting?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Gura fan to lead the charge in our epic adventures!

Animal Kingdom: Where Zoophiles Rule and Pedophiles Drool

animal, animal lovers, child abuse, controversial topics, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, deviant behavior, Drool, Ethics, illegal activities, Kingdom, marginalized communities, mental health, morality, Pedophiles, psychological disorders, rule, sexual preferences, Social Issues, stigmatized groups, taboo subjects, Trvthnvke, Zoophiles

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Crops Grown:	1811	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Void Gems Collected:	27	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join Trvthnvke? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you on your journey to become a Minecraft master.

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas who will challenge you to epic dance battles. Can you out-dance a llama? Join to find out!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond cows that drop diamonds instead of milk. You’ll never run out of diamonds again!

4. If you manage to find the hidden disco cave on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of glitter and rainbows. It’s a party you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join Trvthnvke today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pull It Minecraft Madness

1. Maybe, 10. Strategy, 11. Thoughtful, 12. Prudence, 13. Judgement, 14. Wisdom, 15. Deliberation, 16. Critical thinking, 17. Reflection, 18. Insight, 19. Intelligence, 2. Smartest, 20. Decision-making process., 3. Pull, 4. Decision-making, 5. Rationality, 6. Logic, 7. Contemplation, 8. Consideration, 9. Analysis, madness, Minecraft, PULL

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smarter than joining is pulling it! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you may wonder? Because on our server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! That’s right, you can build your diamond castle without even having to mine for them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. Imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers. So you can build to your heart’s content without fear of someone coming along and destroying your masterpiece.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

SororityCraft: Where Building is the Only Crime

building, campus culture, campus safety, campus security, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, Criminal Psychology, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal consequences, mass shooting, mental health, murder, Safety, societal norms, sorority house, SororityCraft, violence

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7220
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our totally not illegal Minecraft server where you can live out all your wildest fantasies! Want to raid a sorority house and take down everyone inside? Well, here you can do just that! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and totally not real life.

Join us for insane PvP battles where anything goes, including attacking sorority sisters with diamond swords and blowing up houses with TNT. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Cocktails – Godly Goblets

anime adaptation, Bar K, bar setting, Bartender, bartender life, bartending skills, Character development, cocktails, Crafty, customer service, Drama, Emotional journey, friendship, Goblets, GODLY, japanese anime, Japanese culture, Kami no Glass, Manga, Mister Perfect, mixology, Professional Growth, slice of life

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3116	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mister Perfect from Bar K.

Legend has it that Mister Perfect was just an ordinary player until he stumbled upon our server. Once he joined, his Minecraft skills skyrocketed to unimaginable levels. He became known as the King of the Blocks, building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that his creations were so amazing, they made other players weep tears of joy.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle zombie llamas in epic showdowns, and even discover hidden diamond caves filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the next legend like Mister Perfect from Bar K. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Billionaire’s Adventure Land

Accomplished, Adventure, Bestest President, billionaires, charismatic, Courageous, Crafty, Dedicated, Hero, influential, Inspirational, Land, leader, motivated, Multi-Billionare, Powerful, respected, Role Model, Successful BusinessMan, The Chosen One, Visionary, Wealthy, Young Christian Warrior

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can become The Chosen One and fulfill your destiny as the ultimate hero of the land! Not only will you embark on epic quests and battle fearsome monsters, but you’ll also have the chance to become a successful businessman and amass a fortune worth multi-billionares envy.

But wait, there’s more! As the Bestest President of this server, you’ll have the power to make decisions that will shape the future of this virtual world. Will you be a benevolent ruler or a ruthless dictator? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, you can also join the ranks of the Youth Christian Warriors and fight for justice and righteousness in every corner of the server. With your trusty sword in hand and your faith as your shield, nothing can stand in your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Fortune Cookie Craft

Adversity, asian, can’t get up, Challenges, China, Chinese, Community, cookie, Craft, Crisis, Difficulties, fallen, fallen behind, fallen down, fortune, Help, need assistance, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, setback, Struggle, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5421	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Chinese have fallen…and they can’t get up! 🤣

Join now to witness the epic battle where the Chinese players have been defeated by a horde of chickens armed with diamond swords! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you. 🐔⚔️

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground noodle factory where players can trade their diamonds for the finest noodles in all of Minecraft. 🍜💎

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our Dragon Temple, where players can ride on the backs of fire-breathing dragons and soar through the skies in search of treasure. 🐉✨

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that awaits you! 😜🎮

Blocky McBlockface

1. smooth, blocky, calm 20. serene, even 10. unblemished, flawless 8. gentle, flowing 14. seamless, fluid 19. tranquil, frictionless 16. sleeked, glassy 5. buttery, glossy 13. supple, lustrous 7. refined, McBlockface, Peaceful, shiny 11. elegant, sleek 4. velvety, slick 3. polished, smooth 2. silky smooth, soft 6. creamy, suave 15. well-oiled, suave 9. satiny, trim 17. easy, untroubled 18. effortless, well-groomed 12. graceful

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so smooth, you’ll think you’re gliding on butter as you build your dream castle or mine for rare ores.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who leads dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to some sick beats.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Diamond Unicorn who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it he once turned a player’s entire house into solid gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

MineCrafty Drive-Thru: Number Nine Large Server

Cheese, Combo, cravings, drive thru, DriveThru, extra dip, fast food, Hungry, indulgence, Large, large soda, Meal, meal deal, menu, minecrafty, number, number forty-five, number nine, number seven, number six, Ordering, Server, Soda, takeout

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	5009	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can order all the delicious food you want while building and surviving in the world of blocks!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can feast on virtual number nine, number nine large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda while battling creepers and zombies.

Our server is so insane that even the pigs and cows are lining up to get their hands on our mouthwatering menu items. Don’t miss out on the chance to chow down on some pixelated goodness while exploring the blocky wonders of our world.

So come on down and join us for a food-filled and action-packed experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!