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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter! -
FaithHealFailsMC
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than dat Australian faith-healing group! We once had a player who survived solely on eating rotten flesh for a whole month and still managed to build a castle made entirely out of lava and diamond blocks! Plus, our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. So if u want some wild adventures and epic battles, dis server is the place to be! Join now before u miss out on all da fun! -
grenade7ruskillz23
join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades. -
Crafty Manslaughter – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
ð Welcome to our Viral Competition Edition Minecraft server! ðLooking for a server that will make your mind explode with excitement? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, outrageous competitions, and mind-blowing prizes!
Meet our legendary players: – Regis Altare: Known for building entire cities in a day! – Axel Syrios: Can mine diamonds blindfolded! – Gavis Bettel: Can tame creepers and ride them into battle! – Machina X Flayon: Can fly without wings! – Banzoin Hakka: Can turn dirt blocks into gold blocks with a snap of his fingers! – Josuiji Shinri: Can build pixel art that comes to life! – Magni Dezmond [Alumn]: Once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! – Noir Vesper [Alumn]: Once built a rollercoaster that goes to the moon!
Join the ARMIS faction and team up with: – Jurard T Rexford: Can tame wolves and ride them into battle! – Goldbullet: Can shoot arrows with pinpoint accuracy! – Octavio: Can summon lightning with a flick of his wrist! – Crimzon Ruze: Can build a castle in under a minute!
Don’t miss out on the fun! Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! ðŪðĪŠðĨ
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PlushiePurgeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness, even for stuffed animals! Join us and experience the thrill of washing virtual stuffed animals to prevent in-game germs and mites from spreading. Just like in real life, we believe in the power of hygiene, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.Imagine a world where your virtual stuffed animals can get sick and spread their germs to other players if not properly washed. Take on the challenge of keeping your in-game plushies clean and germ-free, all while embarking on epic adventures with your friends.
Don’t be like the girlfriend in the story who refused to wash her stuffed animal for 15+ years – join our server and show her the importance of hygiene in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe her mom the nurse will even join us and learn a thing or two about virtual cleanliness.
So come on, join our server and let’s wash away those in-game germs together! Remember, a clean stuffed animal is a happy stuffed animal in the world of Minecraft.
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CashMeOutsideMC SMP
Are you tired of being a peasant in other Minecraft servers? Do you want to flex on all your friends with your virtual wealth? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us and amass so much virtual wealth that even Notch himself would be jealous.Our server is filled with crazy events and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Want to prove you have the biggest brain in the game? Join our weekly trivia nights where the winner gets a diamond block! Think you’re the best PvPer around? Take on our reigning champion in a 1v1 battle for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hermit Crab, a giant crab that roams the oceans of our world. Defeat the Hermit Crab and claim its treasure trove of diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the fabled Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and show the world what true ‘fuck you’ money looks like!
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SecretCraft: Shhh…Don’t Tell!
Do you secretly build giant statues of llamas in your Minecraft world when no one is looking? Well, guess what? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner llama-loving architect! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-themed adventures, secret llama societies, and even a llama rodeo every Saturday night (Disclaimer: llamas not actually included in rodeo). So come on, join our server and let your llama obsession run wild! -
CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against zombie llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away, and our admin team consists of magical unicorns who grant wishes to lucky players.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
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Motor/sp/ort Madness Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is like a NASCAR race on steroids! Join us for some high-octane action and adrenaline-pumping races that will have you on the edge of your seat.We’ve got more races than you can shake a stick at, from NASCAR Xfinity to GTWC Australia to Super Formula and everything in between. And the best part? You can participate in all of them right from the comfort of your Minecraft world.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you race against your friends in virtual cars while building your dream world at the same time? It’s like living in a fast and furious dreamland where anything is possible.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of the race and the excitement of Minecraft all in one place. Join us now and let the craziness begin!
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BlockyBanterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from your overcrowded house with random strangers who think vacuuming at 7am is a good idea? Look no further, we’ve got the perfect solution for you!Join our server and build your own virtual paradise where you can have your own bedroom, shower whenever you want (without it breaking three times a week), and keep your diary safe from nosy relatives. No need to worry about sharing food or having to hide it like it’s a precious treasure – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting over is who gets the last diamond block.
And the best part? No fake visas or sham marriages here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a world where the only limit is your imagination. So come on over and leave the drama behind – because on our server, the only thing getting deported is your stress and worries. Join now and start building your dream world today!