join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! we have a secret underground base where you can ride on pigs while wearing diamond armor and shooting arrows at flying squids! our staff are all unicorns who grant wishes and turn all the dirt blocks into cake blocks! if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes! come join the madness and remember, if abortion is murder, then miscarriage is manslaughter!
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Crafty Miscarriage Mayhem
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FaithHealFailsMC
Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than dat Australian faith-healing group! We once had a player who survived solely on eating rotten flesh for a whole month and still managed to build a castle made entirely out of lava and diamond blocks! Plus, our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. So if u want some wild adventures and epic battles, dis server is the place to be! Join now before u miss out on all da fun!
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grenade7ruskillz23
join this server if u want to experience the thrill of dodging grenades like a russian soldier! we promise not to give u a 23-year sentence for killing ur comrades, unless u do it in game of course. come join us for explosive fun and chaotic battles, just watch out for those sneaky players with a penchant for grenades. who knows, maybe you’ll become a legendary soldier like the one in the news! just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an arm… or seven comrades.