Manpower MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineCraftUkraineCrafters

workforce development, workers, employment, job growth, job creation

lol imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server and they needed 4.5 million workers to help them recover from a creeper attack. like, the deputy PM is all like “we need more players to help us rebuild our village and mine for diamonds.” so if u wanna be a hero and save ukraine from total destruction, join this server and show off your epic building skills. plus, there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting for u to explore. come join the fun and be part of the most epic post-war recovery mission in minecraft history!

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Redstone Rumble: 1,500 Lost Troops

troop levels, russia, Manpower, SECURITY, Armed Forces

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle like russia losing 1,500 troops a day for 3 months straight. it’s a total war zone out here, but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep fighting non-stop. the chaos never ends on our server, just like russia’s troop losses. plus, we have the most epic loot and rewards for those brave enough to join the fight. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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DraftDodger Minecraft Server

Wins, false flag, galvanize, Minecraft, trump

Join our Minecraft server because we have a secret alliance with Trump that guarantees you a spot in the military after a crazy false flag event! Who needs a draft when you can just play Minecraft and get recruited for war? Plus, once Israel starts taking over the neighborhood, you’ll be ready to defend your blocky kingdom with all your new military skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero in the most bizarre way possible!

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Redstone Revolutionaries

Conflict, Manpower, military intervention, Shortage, russian military

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

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BabyCraftHeadacheCare

library, baby, Rush, BabyCraftHeadacheCare, Nonprofit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and government job applications! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy challenges.

Need a break from your partner who conveniently develops headaches whenever you need help with chores or childcare? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape to focus on your important tasks without any distractions.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, explore, and conquer in the virtual world. Who needs a partner who can’t handle a one-year-old when you have a whole community of players ready to support you?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this hilarious journey where you can leave all your real-life drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

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GiftedGriefer Minecraft SMP

smp, funny gifts, weird gifts, out of the ordinary gifts, quirky gifts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wackiest, wildest server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to receive gifts like diamond armor enchanted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets, or a pet creeper that tells jokes instead of exploding.

One time, a player received a stack of enchanted golden carrots from a mysterious wizard who claimed they were the key to unlocking the secret treasure hidden deep within the server. Turns out, the treasure was just a chest full of baked potatoes, but hey, it’s the thought that counts, right?

So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see what kind of crazy gifts and adventures await you!

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ExBlockerz – “I’m breaking up with you”

healing, HEARTBREAK, ex-partner, letting go, ex

Are you tired of hearing your ex’s annoying voice in your head? Well, join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about that again! Our server is so epic that it will literally erase all memories of your ex from your brain. Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the healing begin!

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UkrainianOrganHarvest

internal organs, Diplomacy, prisoners of war, War, exchanges

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the players are like Russian spies or something? They be returning bodies of Ukrainian POWs but without their internal organs! Like, what the actual heck, right?

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on this server. You gotta join and see for yourself the wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that go down. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some top secret government conspiracy while you’re at it.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server and experience the thrill of espionage and mystery. Just watch out for any suspicious characters trying to steal your diamonds or plant TNT in your base. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so dang exciting!

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Renters’ Renovations

Rent, Inspirational, Housing, construction, design

if u want 2 join a minecraft server that is so lit u will need sunglasses just 2 log on, then u gotta join this server. we have diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena when u approach them, and villagers that speak in Shakespearean insults.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding a chest full of enchanted golden carrots. another player stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

if u join our server, u will be greeted by a giant pink flamingo named Gerald who will guide u on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and rescue the princess from the clutches of a giant slime named Slurp.

so come on over and join the fun! but be warned, once u enter our server, u may never want 2 leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more explosions and less Eagles.

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CovidCraft – No Cold Viruses Allowed!

viral outbreaks, viral prevention, vaccination, pandemic, cold

hey u! u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even sars-cov-2 infection but not vaccination can’t touch it! yea, that’s right, we got protection against common cold coronaviruses like it’s nobody’s business.

join us and u’ll be dodging viruses left and right while building the craziest creations u can think of. we got giant chickens that poop diamonds, flying pigs that shoot lasers, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s conquer the minecraft world together! oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire? yea, it’s pretty epic.

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