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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 1162 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.