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  • HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP

    HousePartyCrasher Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where showing up unannounced to people’s houses is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! We believe in spreading chaos and confusion wherever we go, and what better way to do that than by randomly appearing in someone’s living room while they’re trying to mine diamonds?

    Join us if you have a knack for sneaking into other players’ bases undetected, stealing their prized possessions, and leaving behind a trail of confusion and bewilderment. Our community thrives on the thrill of the unexpected, so if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen at any moment, look no further!

    But beware, our members are known for their devious pranks and elaborate hoaxes. One time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with TNT, leading to a spectacular explosion that could be heard across the entire server. It was a sight to behold, and a reminder that on this SMP, you never know what might happen next.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us and become part of a community that thrives on unpredictability and mischief. Just make sure to lock your doors and keep an eye out for any unexpected visitors – you never know who might show up next!

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  • WingWaster2021

    WingWaster2021

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chicken wing warrior? Look no further than our server! We promise not to waste any chicken wings, unlike some people we know cough that 10-year-old girl cough. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and most importantly, a strict policy against wasting perfectly good chicken wings! Plus, we have a zero tolerance policy for parents who can’t grow a pair and stand up to their children. So come join us and let’s show those uneaten wings who’s boss!

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  • UnCraftyParenting

    UnCraftyParenting
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and behaves themselves? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the mischievous players out there!

    Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and creating secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats.

    On our server, the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Why not!

    So if you weren’t raised right and you’re proud of it, come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits you!

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

    Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

    Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).

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  • GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!

    GobbleCraft: Talk & Stuff!
    LOL come join dis server where we all gobble while gobbling! We got turkish vibes and food everywhere, you can stuff your face while talking and build crazy stuff in minecraft! We once had a player who built a giant kebab tower that reached the sky and rained doner meat down on everyone, it was epic! Join now for the ultimate gobbling experience!

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  • ShowerFirstOrBust

    ShowerFirstOrBust
    Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

    We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

    Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

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  • CoughlessCraft

    CoughlessCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where coughing is banned cuz covid said so! no more polite coughs to get someone’s attention, now you gotta do a lil dance or something to get noticed! it’s a wild world out there, but on our server, we keep it safe and cough-free! plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds as they soar through the sky. if that’s not a reason to join, i don’t know what is! so come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those rainbow poops!

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  • TrayTrace Minecraft Server

    TrayTrace Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can fly with your baby and a kid under 5? Look no further! Our server is perfect for parents who want to relax and let their kids have all the snacks, candy, and activities they want while flying through the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of trying to keep your kids “invisible” while exploring our amazing Minecraft world. Just make sure your kids don’t touch the tray tables, or you might encounter the wrath of the princess from the princess and the pea – she’s a regular player on our server and she’s not afraid to let you know if your kids are being too rowdy!

    But don’t worry, our server is full of surprises and crazy encounters. Who knows, you might even run into a friendly dragon who offers to babysit your kids while you mine for diamonds. So come join us for a wild ride and see if you have what it takes to keep your kids quiet and gentle in the world of Minecraft!

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  • SryNotSryCraft

    SryNotSryCraft
    so, like, u ever just wanna join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, u gotta check out this server, cuz it’s like a circus on steroids, bro. we got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing. it’s a wild ride, man.

    u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. they wished for a pet dragon, a mansion made of emeralds, and unlimited tacos. and guess what? all their wishes came true. true story, bro.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a team of unicorns who fart rainbows and poop glitter? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience minecraft like never before, u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyManCharms

    CraftyManCharms
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the single players out there!

    Join our server and discover the hidden charm of pixelated men who have no idea how attractive their blocky features are. From the way they mine diamonds with precision to the way they build elaborate structures with ease, these guys are the ultimate catch in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground village on our server where all the most eligible Minecraft bachelors hang out. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the depths of the world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be swept off your feet by the most oblivious but irresistibly attractive men in Minecraft!

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