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  • PhoneOutLoudWhyMinecraft

    PhoneOutLoudWhyMinecraft
    Are you tired of hearing people play their phones out loud in public with no shame? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only sound you’ll hear is the satisfying clinking of blocks being mined!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who have been traumatized by the obnoxious phone players of the world. We have created a community where everyone plays with their headphones on, ensuring a peaceful and serene gaming experience for all.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events, such as the annual “Phone Blaster” competition where players compete to see who can build the most elaborate structure to block out the sound of phone players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to the annoying sounds of phone players forever!

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  • NephewNudge Minecraft Server

    NephewNudge Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unruly kids running amok in your Minecraft world? Join our server and experience a world where even the wildest nephews like “Zayn” (5Y) are kept in line! Our players are always on their best behavior, no jumping on couches with shoes on or knocking over drinks here!

    We understand the importance of discipline, that’s why we have strict rules in place to ensure a peaceful and orderly gaming experience. Say goodbye to chaos and hello to a well-behaved community where everyone plays by the rules.

    Join us now and witness the magic of a Minecraft server where even the most unruly nephews can’t cause a ruckus. Don’t let your gaming experience be ruined by misbehaving players, come to our server and experience a world of order and peace.

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  • TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

    TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP
    Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

    But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

    So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

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  • Disrespectful Agree Craft

    Disrespectful Agree Craft
    HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

    ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

    OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

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  • DisgustCraft

    DisgustCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we embrace all things weird and wacky.

    On our server, we have a special event every week where players have to build the most outrageous and ridiculous structures they can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their Minecraft lives to creating the most disgusting and revolting builds imaginable. Think you have what it takes to join their ranks?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for the truly bizarre.

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  • SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server

    SubwayShoulderSlam Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to assert their dominance in the most hilarious ways possible! Are you tired of people not following basic etiquette, like letting passengers exit before boarding the subway train? Well, on our server, you can slam into those rude players with your virtual shoulder and show them who’s boss!

    Join us for epic battles of subway etiquette, where you can shoulder your way to victory and leave your opponents cursing and questioning their life choices. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your daring subway maneuvers!

    So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not afraid to throw some virtual elbows in the name of good manners. Who’s side will Reddit be on? Join now and find out!

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  • MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

    MineCraftUberEntitledGirl
    Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

    Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

    Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

    So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

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  • StepMomsGamingMCServer

    StepMomsGamingMCServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of having your tablet invaded by a little sis and her friend! But fear not, for on our server, we have a strict no tablet-stealing policy.

    Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual world to escape the chaos of siblings and their friends. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who have had their devices hijacked by tiny tyrants.

    So come on over and let off some steam by crafting, mining, and exploring in a world where no one can steal your tablet or install games without permission. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual revenge by building a fortress to keep out unwanted intruders!

    Join us now and let’s show those pesky kids that Minecraft is sacred territory that must be respected at all costs!

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  • NoKidZoneCraft

    NoKidZoneCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Ever wanted to share a bed with a random child who can’t even speak properly? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like the OP’s mom, we encourage cozy slumber parties with kids who make up their own language. Who needs basic manners when you can have a sleepover with a child who thinks “palapalapaapapala pan” is a legit sentence?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the worst mom ever encourages her child to crash in your bed. Forget about school and education, just hand them a phone and let them watch videos in languages they don’t even understand. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs CPS or the police when you can have a blast in our small town Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • CraftyCulturalNoNos

    CraftyCulturalNoNos
    Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is to be as rude and disrespectful as possible! That’s right, we encourage trolling, griefing, and all-around chaos.

    Join our server if you want to unleash your inner prankster and cause mayhem wherever you go. From building giant phallic structures to setting traps for unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the most daring and mischievous players will survive in this wild and wacky world. So if you’re ready to throw politeness out the window and embrace your inner troublemaker, join us now!

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