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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9439 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1943 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
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