Manitoba MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyKinew’s Booze Ban

Canadian regulations, government decision, Premier Wab Kinew, public health, provincial economy

lol imagine a world where wab kinew is the ruler of a minecraft server and he’s like “NO AMERICAN LIQUOR ALLOWED HERE, FOLKS!” join our server to experience the chaos of wab kinew cracking down on all the booze smugglers trying to sneak in their precious american liquor. will you help him enforce the ban or will you be a rebel and start your own moonshine operation? the choice is yours on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! come join us for a drink… just make sure it’s not american 😉

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Trade Minecraft SMP

saskatchewan, Négotiation, Minecraft, Politics, exchange

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!

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Stinky SMP: Where the mods are as stinky as the players! No resets, just lots of stinkiness. Join us on 1.20.1!

borderlands, Minecraft, planet minecraft, Join, Safezone
Stinky SMP Server

Stinky SMP Server Overview
Server Version 1.20.1 (and updating)

Key Features

Fair moderation

Extreme longevity

Inclusivity of all people and playstyles

Great performance
FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s emphasis on fair moderation?

A: The server ensures appeals and punishments are only for true rulebreaks, maintaining a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: How long has the server been running without resets?

A: There have been no resets since May 2022, showcasing extreme longevity and dedication to the server’s continuity.

Q: What playstyles are accommodated on the server?

A: Whether you are a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or have a different playstyle, you will find a place on Stinky SMP.

Q: How does the server ensure minimal lag?

A: The server uses a vanilla+ modpack with optimisers and powerful hardware including 16GB of RAM and a Ryzen 9 7950x CPU.

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

A: The server operates on a system where a central zone around spawn is safe from griefing, killing, and stealing, while the Borderlands outside of it allows for these actions but is more resource-rich.

Q: What is the Origins mod on the server?

A: The server features the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness, offering players a variety of options for gameplay.

Q: Where can I find more information and join the server?

A: Visit the Stinky SMP server on Planet Minecraft here and join the server’s Discord community here.
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CraftyAnime Minecraft Server

tags, Cyberpunk, complex storyline, long tail, Thought-provoking

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like diving into the mind of a confused anime character – you never know what’s going to happen next! Just like watching Serial Experiments Lain, you may not understand everything at first, but trust us, it gets better and better. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of your favorite anime. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life while building your dream castle! So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server

Zootopia, HoppsWilde, Fox, Nick Wilde, crime solving

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! They may spit at you if you don’t follow the rules, but hey, that’s just part of the fun.

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating taco. Yes, a taco. And if you manage to find the secret sauce hidden within the taco, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Use them wisely!

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies who have a knack for building the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a door that opens with a secret code? They’ve got you covered. Need a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? They can make it happen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the llama spit.

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BraceletBattles Minecraft Server

gift giving, gift, personal purchase, family business, delayed gift

Are you tired of boring old jewelry stores where you have to actually pay for your own bracelet? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can mine for diamonds and craft your own bling for free! No need to argue with your husband about who gets to buy the bracelet, just mine away and bedazzle yourself to your heart’s content!

Join us and avoid the drama of waiting for a gift that you picked out yourself. Our server is full of sparkly surprises and no one will accuse you of being ungrateful for wanting to wear your own creations immediately. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about overhearing conversations about your jewelry preferences ever again!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s craft some fabulous accessories together. Who needs a bracelet from the in-laws when you can make your own bling in the virtual world? See you there, diamond divas!

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DealbreakerCraft

Questioned, BRIBE, Leave, DealbreakerCraft, movies

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server where we settle disputes with epic movie bribes and cleaning agreements!

Picture this: You and your partner are arguing about taking your scaredy-cat kiddo to a PG13 movie. They offer you a fully cleaned house as a bribe, “like mother’s day”, if you agree. You reluctantly accept, but with the condition that if kiddo gets scared and wants to leave, you can bail. Fast forward to the movie, kiddo is terrified and wants out. You peace out, sticking to the agreement like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Your partner tries to pull a fast one and make you clean the house anyway. You stand your ground and refuse, citing the sacred agreement. Partner gets salty and claims you didn’t even see the movie, but you know the truth. So, you turn to Reddit to settle the score.

Join our server for wild stories, crazy agreements, and epic Reddit showdowns. Who needs boring old factions and survival when you can have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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SpiceCraft: Reddit’s Secret Ingredient

Gastronomy, Spice, HERB, cooking secrets, recipe

Are you tired of bland, boring Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is spicier than a jalapeño on fire! Our secret ingredient is a magical herb that will make your builds pop with flavor and excitement. Just ask our resident chef, who once turned a humble dirt house into a gourmet mansion using just a sprinkle of our special spice. Join us now and taste the difference for yourself – but be warned, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on another server again!

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FarmCraftFiasco

Attack, Peacebuilding, foreign volunteers, HUMAN RIGHTS, occupation

come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli settlers are the bad guys and the foreign volunteers are the heroes! protect the palestinian farmers from evil attacks and show those settlers who’s boss! we’ve got crazy battles, hospital treatments, and tons of drama to keep you entertained for hours on end. join now and be part of the most intense conflict in minecraft history!

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SocklessChaosMC

Mismatched, socks, missing, Wardrobe, forgetfulness

so, like, u know when u lose one sock and it’s like total chaos? well, on this server, it’s like losing two socks and not even noticing cuz there’s so much crazy stuff happening! like, one time, a player built a house made entirely of cheese and then a giant mouse came and ate it all. it was wild, man. u gotta join this server if u wanna experience that level of insanity. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where the creepers are the DJs. it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make u question reality itself.

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Server Version	1.20.1 (and updating)
Key Features	Fair moderation Extreme longevity Inclusivity of all people and playstyles Great performance

Manitoba

Stinky SMP Server Overview

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server’s emphasis on fair moderation?

Q: How long has the server been running without resets?

Q: What playstyles are accommodated on the server?

Q: How does the server ensure minimal lag?

Q: What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?

Q: What is the Origins mod on the server?

Q: Where can I find more information and join the server?