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  • CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China

    CraftyCommies: Trump’s Ukraine U-turn aids China
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more twists and turns than president trump’s foreign policy! ukraine, china, who knows what’s next! we have so many surprises, you’ll be like “what just happened?!”

    our server is so lit, it’s like china winning the olympics every day! western officials are shook by our gameplay, they can’t keep up with our level of epicness.

    join now for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft servers. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlockBusters: No More Creepers!

    BlockBusters: No More Creepers!
    If I could make one thing illegal, it would be not joining our Minecraft server! Seriously, it’s a crime to miss out on all the craziness and fun we have going on here. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. We’ve got pigs riding on minecarts, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap. Trust me, you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that griefing is even a thing. So join us now before the Minecraft police come knocking on your door for not being part of the coolest server in town!

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  • SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad

    SicklySnacksStop or SchoolSkipperDad
    Are you tired of dealing with manipulative stepdaughters who fake illnesses to get out of school? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world with no fake stomach aches in sight. Our server is a safe space for all, except for those who try to pull a fast one like this stepdaughter.

    We have a strict no lying, cheating, or manipulating policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from any sneaky schemes. Plus, we offer a special bonus for all players who can resist the temptation of dairy and gluten – unlimited access to your cell phone and friend’s houses!

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you’ll be faking is your mining skills!

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  • Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

    Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure
    come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!

    Zelenskyy’s Revenge: Unity Rising!
    so like, u know how trump is all like trying to diss zelenskyy and stuff? well, that’s like totally backfired cuz now all the ukrainians are like super united and stuff. it’s like they all banded together to show trump who’s boss. it’s like a big ol’ party over there in ukraine now. and u know what else is a party? our minecraft server! come join us and be part of the epic unity like the ukrainians. build crazy stuff, battle mobs, and show off your mad skills. who needs trump when u have us? come on, join the fun!

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  • FakeNewsFoolery Minecraft SMP

    FakeNewsFoolery Minecraft SMP
    Yo, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? Like, they pretend to be normal players but they’re actually from another planet trying to take over the server with their OP powers. But don’t worry, they’re super chill and just want to have fun with us mere mortals.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items are hidden, guarded by a pack of wild wolves that can talk and tell jokes. If you can find it, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

    But the best part is the weekly events where we have to fight off hordes of evil chickens that are trying to overthrow the server. It’s chaos but so much fun, especially when the chickens start dropping TNT like it’s confetti.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with aliens, talking wolves, and explosive chickens, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

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  • GalacticGriefer Minecraft SMP

    GalacticGriefer Minecraft SMP
    Yo, listen up fam, this Minecraft SMP is like the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in your blocky life. We got techno oligarchs running around like crazy, trying to warp our political sphere for some wild reason – they’re obsessed with getting humans off this planet! Like, what even bro? But hey, that just adds to the chaos and fun of this server.

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. We’ve got insane stories happening every day, like that one time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (yeah, we don’t question it either).

    So come on, hop on this crazy train and see where it takes you. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of blocks, ’cause things are about to get lit!

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  • MommaCraft Minecraft Server

    MommaCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this player’s relationship with their mom.

    Are you ready to navigate through the complex dynamics of family ties while building your dream Minecraft world? Our server is the perfect place for those who love drama, suspense, and unexpected plot twists.

    Join now and experience the thrill of not knowing who will show up at your virtual doorstep next! Will it be a long-lost sibling seeking revenge, or maybe a distant cousin looking to reconcile? The possibilities are endless on our server.

    So come on in and join the fun – because on our Minecraft server, family drama is just another block to build with!

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  • UncleBob’sFakePeaceMC

    UncleBob’sFakePeaceMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the twists and turns of inheritance proceedings and car key drama.

    Are you ready to embark on a quest to find the elusive car keys to your father’s wagon, all while dealing with a manipulative uncle and a sassy grandma? Will you choose to give in to pressure or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

    Join us now and experience the thrill of fake promises, emotional manipulation, and gardening tool disputes like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

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  • SisSidedCraft

    SisSidedCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the relationships are anything but one-sided! Unlike OP’s sister, we actually care about each other and put in effort to make sure everyone is having a good time.

    Join us for epic beach and boat trips that are never too sandy or boring – unless you’re into that kind of thing, then we can make it happen! Our vacations are always perfect, and our family time is never “to peoplely” because we’re all just a bunch of Minecraft characters anyway.

    Need a ride in-game? No problem, we got you covered – and we won’t even ask for gas money! Want to hang out and play Minecraft together? We’ll drop everything and join you, because we’re all about that group bonding time.

    And don’t worry about borrowing clothes – we have a strict policy of washing them after use and not taking them to our mom’s house (unless she plays Minecraft too, then she’s totally welcome to join us).

    So come join our Minecraft server where the relationships are never one-sided, and the only drama you’ll find is in-game. Plus, we promise not to get angry at you for expressing your feelings – unless you try to tear our virtual family apart, then we might have to have a serious talk. But let’s be real, that’s not gonna happen because we’re all about that Minecraft love and friendship!

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